Weed to your door...that is my homeland, for good or for ill.
Where is the night shift? I'm trying to stay up late!
Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:05:19 pm PDT #3999 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Laga - Mar 18, 2009 8:07:38 pm PDT #4000 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
The last movie just got out, I'm fixing to go home.
Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:07:45 pm PDT #4001 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Umm not very sharp right now. I could try a fauxuffle. Down with bacon! Except when covered in cilantro flavored chocolate.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:09:32 pm PDT #4002 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Bacon chocolate! Mmm.
You know, I couldn't tell you what cilantro tastes like. Is there a cilantro middle ground? I'm it.
omnis_audis - Mar 18, 2009 8:11:57 pm PDT #4003 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I'm here. You'd think after the insomnia fairies visit till after 5am, I'd be tired now. Nope. Not so much.
Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:13:58 pm PDT #4004 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Oh, my Mom (87) read to some kids for Dr. Seus's birthday a few weeks ago. It had snowed recently, so she asked one of the kids if he built a snowman. "Yes", he replied "It took me and my two daddies hours".
Another kid kind of gave all the grown-ups the sink-eye. "Isn't Dr. Seus dead?" he asked.
"Yes, honey" said my Mom.
"So are we going to dig him up or what?" asked the little kid.
Burrell - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:17 pm PDT #4005 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I was tempted to buy fancy high-end chocolate today, but it was too too spendy, like $10 a bar. And there wasn't even bacon in it.
Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:24 pm PDT #4006 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Oh, and a funny link, satirizing a well known hate group. The link is to God hates Figs. Actually, I think God Hates Shrimp is funnier.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:45 pm PDT #4007 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Omnis, those aren't the terms on which I'd call in the night shift--I'm sorry.
TB--Exhumation orders! Today's youth...
Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:18:00 pm PDT #4008 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Hmm, wouldn't bacon as an ingredient lower the price of chocolate? I mean even if it is delicious, it is still costs less per pound than the chocolate.