Haven't you killed me enough for one day?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Mar 18, 2009 8:11:57 pm PDT #4003 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm here. You'd think after the insomnia fairies visit till after 5am, I'd be tired now. Nope. Not so much.


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:13:58 pm PDT #4004 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Oh, my Mom (87) read to some kids for Dr. Seus's birthday a few weeks ago. It had snowed recently, so she asked one of the kids if he built a snowman. "Yes", he replied "It took me and my two daddies hours".

Another kid kind of gave all the grown-ups the sink-eye. "Isn't Dr. Seus dead?" he asked.

"Yes, honey" said my Mom.

"So are we going to dig him up or what?" asked the little kid.


Burrell - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:17 pm PDT #4005 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I was tempted to buy fancy high-end chocolate today, but it was too too spendy, like $10 a bar. And there wasn't even bacon in it.


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:24 pm PDT #4006 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Oh, and a funny link, satirizing a well known hate group. The link is to God hates Figs. Actually, I think God Hates Shrimp is funnier.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:45 pm PDT #4007 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Omnis, those aren't the terms on which I'd call in the night shift--I'm sorry.

TB--Exhumation orders! Today's youth...


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:18:00 pm PDT #4008 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hmm, wouldn't bacon as an ingredient lower the price of chocolate? I mean even if it is delicious, it is still costs less per pound than the chocolate.


Pix - Mar 18, 2009 8:21:07 pm PDT #4009 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I'm here, too. I passed out for three hours when I got home, so now I'm awake. Feh. I'm going to try to go to bed in a few minutes again.

Omnis, I'm so sorry you're up late again. Maybe try some warm milk?


billytea - Mar 18, 2009 8:37:56 pm PDT #4010 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hmm, wouldn't bacon as an ingredient lower the price of chocolate? I mean even if it is delicious, it is still costs less per pound than the chocolate.

Well, you're paying for the intellectual capital of combining the two. At least until the idea gets copied by IHOP.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:39:18 pm PDT #4011 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And the process of combining has an overhead. It's a pricy business, imagination.


omnis_audis - Mar 18, 2009 8:41:01 pm PDT #4012 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

milk? nope. Don't got any.