I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Mar 18, 2009 8:07:38 pm PDT #4000 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The last movie just got out, I'm fixing to go home.


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:07:45 pm PDT #4001 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Umm not very sharp right now. I could try a fauxuffle. Down with bacon! Except when covered in cilantro flavored chocolate.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:09:32 pm PDT #4002 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bacon chocolate! Mmm.

You know, I couldn't tell you what cilantro tastes like. Is there a cilantro middle ground? I'm it.


omnis_audis - Mar 18, 2009 8:11:57 pm PDT #4003 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm here. You'd think after the insomnia fairies visit till after 5am, I'd be tired now. Nope. Not so much.


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:13:58 pm PDT #4004 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Oh, my Mom (87) read to some kids for Dr. Seus's birthday a few weeks ago. It had snowed recently, so she asked one of the kids if he built a snowman. "Yes", he replied "It took me and my two daddies hours".

Another kid kind of gave all the grown-ups the sink-eye. "Isn't Dr. Seus dead?" he asked.

"Yes, honey" said my Mom.

"So are we going to dig him up or what?" asked the little kid.


Burrell - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:17 pm PDT #4005 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I was tempted to buy fancy high-end chocolate today, but it was too too spendy, like $10 a bar. And there wasn't even bacon in it.


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:24 pm PDT #4006 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Oh, and a funny link, satirizing a well known hate group. The link is to God hates Figs. Actually, I think God Hates Shrimp is funnier.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 8:16:45 pm PDT #4007 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Omnis, those aren't the terms on which I'd call in the night shift--I'm sorry.

TB--Exhumation orders! Today's youth...


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 8:18:00 pm PDT #4008 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hmm, wouldn't bacon as an ingredient lower the price of chocolate? I mean even if it is delicious, it is still costs less per pound than the chocolate.


Pix - Mar 18, 2009 8:21:07 pm PDT #4009 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I'm here, too. I passed out for three hours when I got home, so now I'm awake. Feh. I'm going to try to go to bed in a few minutes again.

Omnis, I'm so sorry you're up late again. Maybe try some warm milk?