Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 10, 2009 7:36:59 am PDT #3182 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(I totally shouldn't laugh, but I just heard my boss say, "Spare the fuck out of me!")


sj - Mar 10, 2009 7:47:29 am PDT #3183 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{Sara}}}} I hope she is feeling better soon. Poor thing.

"The king"? That would be very funny if only you didn't have to deal with the plumber. Because, seriously -- calling another man "the king"?

I think he means it in the "of the castle" kind of way, but even TCG was looking at him like, "WTF?"

sj, is he at least a competent plumber?

Well, this will be the second time he will have to fix the toilet, but nsm. However, he is a friend of the landlord, and we're not paying him, so I really don't get much of a say. I just wish he was coming after TCG came home from work, so I could make him deal with him.


Laura - Mar 10, 2009 7:59:16 am PDT #3184 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Poor Sara! I hope it resolves quickly and that she sleeps through the whole thing. Ouch and yuck.

Heh, DH calls himself King of the castle when he wants the kids to laugh. He even does it in a big booming voice. Fun times.


Scrappy - Mar 10, 2009 8:08:22 am PDT #3185 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I tend to regard sexist or just old school types as relics of a bygone age, so when they call me the "ball and chain" or whatever I treat it as a show, kinda like a living episode of The Honeymooners. I don't have to live with them, so if they don't mean any harm and are just clueless, I observe them. A lot of them are contractors who have to go into a lot of people's houses and this is how they break the ice, by using humor that went out of fashion in the 50s. Even younger guys can sometimes do this.


sj - Mar 10, 2009 8:12:25 am PDT #3186 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Even younger guys can sometimes do this.

Yeah, this guy is not old. I can deal with it fine in old people.


Cashmere - Mar 10, 2009 8:21:54 am PDT #3187 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Poor Sarah! Amy, a friend's daughter's ruptured ear drum recently healed itself without surgery. I hope she's ok and can heal up after this. Ugh.

Teppy, I can't believe those people you work for. What assholes. I also like Sparky's suggestion. And when they explain it to you, just fall back with the "I don't find it funny" statement. What fucking assholes.


WindSparrow - Mar 10, 2009 8:23:20 am PDT #3188 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Poor Sara. Much ear~ma for her.


Amy - Mar 10, 2009 8:27:10 am PDT #3189 of 30000
Because books.

Poor Sarah! Amy, a friend's daughter's ruptured ear drum recently healed itself without surgery.

Oh, they all do. Well, 98% of the time or something. My eardrum ruptured twice as a kid, and I can hear fine!

Thanks for the good wishes, guys. She's actually the most charming little sick patient ever -- very snuggly and sort of content to sit and watch TV and color. Not at all whiny, which is a nice thing. The only bad day was the day the eardrum (we think) ruptured, because the pain beforehand was really intense, and she was just beside herself.


Sparky1 - Mar 10, 2009 8:27:30 am PDT #3190 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Heal ~ma for Sara. Poor baby.


EpicTangent - Mar 10, 2009 8:57:43 am PDT #3191 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Morning, All.

Heh, DH calls himself King of the castle when he wants the kids to laugh. He even does it in a big booming voice. Fun times.

I t heart Laura's DH.

Steph, I too love Sparky's suggestion. Just continual, "...and that's funny, why?..." Some thick heads might be penetrated - and you don't have to be "bitchy". I'm sorry you're dealing with this. I guess I should count myself lucky how rarely I get that kind of crap (at least to my face). I have hang-ups enough without getting it to my face, thankyewverymuch.

Aims - you do have a great deal on your plate, so not to be beating up if at all possible, please. It's funny because I just went back to school this month (National University, not UoP - I couldn't deal with Mandatory Group Meetings ::shudder:: ) and I was talking about my schedule with a co-worker and she told me I'm lucky I'm not trying to do this with kids. And I thought about it and agreed that if I had kids right now, I would have had to wait until they were in college to go back myself. Which is all my long-winded way to say Go You! You're juggling a lot of things right now and doing a stellar job of it.

Poor Sara! Lots of healing~ and no-pain~ma for her.

sj, pretend he's actually being "clever" and "ironic" and therefore not "offensive"?