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Laura - Mar 10, 2009 7:17:13 am PDT #3172 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

but OBVIOUSLY fat people deserve shame and scorn because they can't control themselves and just gorge themselves all day long while sitting on the couch watching soap operas.

Damn those belly enlarging soaps! I knew there was a reason, but I don't wanna give them up.

Steph, I know I'd be really tempted to play dumb and tell them I didn't understand the joke and make them explain it (and keep insisting I didn't get it, and make them keep trying to explain what the funny part way). Because I'd hope that would be torture for them.

I always love a Sparky solution. I'm sorry you have to deal with that crap, Steph.

Skipped many hundreds of posts, just busy busy. {{}}s to all.

GC, if there are empty tables I wouldn't worry about it.

Laura - Mar 10, 2009 7:19:20 am PDT #3173 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

fruit smoothy:

and I have to deal with the sexist plumber today. Don't wanna.

I read that as sexiest plumber and wondered why that was a bad thing.

Toddson - Mar 10, 2009 7:20:45 am PDT #3174 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Sparky, as always, is smart ... I love her suggestion.

sj - Mar 10, 2009 7:24:04 am PDT #3175 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Laura, unfortunately no. This is the one that calls me honey and TCG the king.

Toddson - Mar 10, 2009 7:25:08 am PDT #3176 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

sj, is he at least a competent plumber?

Amy - Mar 10, 2009 7:28:15 am PDT #3177 of 30000

Because books.

I love Sparky's suggestion, too. Sparky is wise, pass it on.

Sara has the worst ear infection ever. Well, for her, anyway. We're pretty sure her eardrum ruptured, because it's *gooing* as she says, but the doctor says there's so much gunk in there, she can't even see the eardrum yet. And despite sleeping, literally, fourteen hours last night, she's asleep again now. I think the augmentin is knocking her out.

Toddson - Mar 10, 2009 7:30:22 am PDT #3178 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've always preferred sleeping through as much of any illness as possible - perhaps this is the best thing for her. Less misery all around.

Steph L. - Mar 10, 2009 7:32:23 am PDT #3179 of 30000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

This is the one that calls me honey and TCG the king.

"The king"? That would be very funny if only you didn't have to deal with the plumber. Because, seriously -- calling another man "the king"?

DavidS - Mar 10, 2009 7:34:31 am PDT #3180 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sara has the worst ear infection ever. Well, for her, anyway. We're pretty sure her eardrum ruptured, because it's *gooing* as she says, but the doctor says there's so much gunk in there, she can't even see the eardrum yet. And despite sleeping, literally, fourteen hours last night, she's asleep again now. I think the augmentin is knocking her out.

Holy crap! What's with the torturous, painful ick for Buffista kids?!

Aims - Mar 10, 2009 7:35:34 am PDT #3181 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

What's with the torturous, painful ick for Buffista kids?!

No kidding!! Poor Sara!!

t hopes Em's cold stays just that

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