He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 10, 2009 7:32:23 am PDT #3179 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

This is the one that calls me honey and TCG the king.

"The king"? That would be very funny if only you didn't have to deal with the plumber. Because, seriously -- calling another man "the king"?


DavidS - Mar 10, 2009 7:34:31 am PDT #3180 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sara has the worst ear infection ever. Well, for her, anyway. We're pretty sure her eardrum ruptured, because it's *gooing* as she says, but the doctor says there's so much gunk in there, she can't even see the eardrum yet. And despite sleeping, literally, fourteen hours last night, she's asleep again now. I think the augmentin is knocking her out.

Holy crap! What's with the torturous, painful ick for Buffista kids?!


Aims - Mar 10, 2009 7:35:34 am PDT #3181 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What's with the torturous, painful ick for Buffista kids?!

No kidding!! Poor Sara!!

t hopes Em's cold stays just that


Aims - Mar 10, 2009 7:36:59 am PDT #3182 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(I totally shouldn't laugh, but I just heard my boss say, "Spare the fuck out of me!")


sj - Mar 10, 2009 7:47:29 am PDT #3183 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{Sara}}}} I hope she is feeling better soon. Poor thing.

"The king"? That would be very funny if only you didn't have to deal with the plumber. Because, seriously -- calling another man "the king"?

I think he means it in the "of the castle" kind of way, but even TCG was looking at him like, "WTF?"

sj, is he at least a competent plumber?

Well, this will be the second time he will have to fix the toilet, but nsm. However, he is a friend of the landlord, and we're not paying him, so I really don't get much of a say. I just wish he was coming after TCG came home from work, so I could make him deal with him.


Laura - Mar 10, 2009 7:59:16 am PDT #3184 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Poor Sara! I hope it resolves quickly and that she sleeps through the whole thing. Ouch and yuck.

Heh, DH calls himself King of the castle when he wants the kids to laugh. He even does it in a big booming voice. Fun times.


Scrappy - Mar 10, 2009 8:08:22 am PDT #3185 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I tend to regard sexist or just old school types as relics of a bygone age, so when they call me the "ball and chain" or whatever I treat it as a show, kinda like a living episode of The Honeymooners. I don't have to live with them, so if they don't mean any harm and are just clueless, I observe them. A lot of them are contractors who have to go into a lot of people's houses and this is how they break the ice, by using humor that went out of fashion in the 50s. Even younger guys can sometimes do this.


sj - Mar 10, 2009 8:12:25 am PDT #3186 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Even younger guys can sometimes do this.

Yeah, this guy is not old. I can deal with it fine in old people.


Cashmere - Mar 10, 2009 8:21:54 am PDT #3187 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Poor Sarah! Amy, a friend's daughter's ruptured ear drum recently healed itself without surgery. I hope she's ok and can heal up after this. Ugh.

Teppy, I can't believe those people you work for. What assholes. I also like Sparky's suggestion. And when they explain it to you, just fall back with the "I don't find it funny" statement. What fucking assholes.


WindSparrow - Mar 10, 2009 8:23:20 am PDT #3188 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Poor Sara. Much ear~ma for her.