...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Nov 10, 2009 8:39:04 am PST #29903 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

{{{Bitches in need}}}

A pox upon yesterday and an earnest wish for a better day today!

Dear Universe,
Pls to be laying off Connie's family. Stat.

Ta, ever so,
Buffistas

green bean casserole

We do a veggie casserole from frozen veggies and mushroom soup topped with Jarlsberg cheese (my mother hates Swiss) and fried onions. Cooks in the microwave, which is a good thing on Thanksgiving, and is teh nom.

*(Did I equivocate enough? That's my favorite Buffista pastime -- making sure that statements are equivocated, because absolute statements are often [though not always (see what I did there?)] followed by a post where someone immediately provides proof/anecdata to the contrary.)

There's a reason my tag used to be "I await your inevitable well-crafted responses proving me wrong."

Oh! I forgot to tell you all, I downloaded some of the samples from the Jeeves alarm clock website, and was greeted by the dulcet tones of Steven Fry saying "Good Morning Madam"

Awesome! How did you do that? I think I tried to right-click and dl but it didn't work.

We could work out a plan to brand or tattoo the ones that have already proven themselves.

Maybe make it part of the divorce settlement, so at least any future potential wives are well-warned.


Calli - Nov 10, 2009 8:39:50 am PST #29904 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

he tried to lean in to give me a hug, started to fall over (because he was leaning on me, a small kid on crutches!) and saved his beer before saving me.

!!!!!

That should be a question on an "Are You a Douchnozzle" quiz.

7. A drink and a child (the latter on crutches) are both falling. Which do you catch first?

Connie, I'm sorry about your sister's cancer. My mom's was ovarian, and, while aggressive, it was also probably a different thing than uterine cancer. Much anti-cancer~ma to your sister in whatever treatment regimen she works with.


Steph L. - Nov 10, 2009 8:48:03 am PST #29905 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

*(Did I equivocate enough? That's my favorite Buffista pastime -- making sure that statements are equivocated, because absolute statements are often [though not always (see what I did there?)] followed by a post where someone immediately provides proof/anecdata to the contrary.)

There's a reason my tag used to be "I await your inevitable well-crafted responses proving me wrong."

I probably need to learn to be more precise in my communication, but I really dislike how, too often, "precise" looks like "equivocation." And I hate equivocating.


smonster - Nov 10, 2009 9:03:22 am PST #29906 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Excellent use of parens, btw.


sj - Nov 10, 2009 9:04:19 am PST #29907 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Connie, much -ma to your sister.

I don't really have the experience to comment on the douchenozzle parenting conversation. My dad died when I was a baby, and it hurt to be without him, but I was always comforted by people telling me what a good father he was.


beth b - Nov 10, 2009 9:10:08 am PST #29908 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I have a friend who is recently divorced. Just as his youngest graduated from college. He regrets waiting so long, because he is afraid that his daughter has no idea what a healthy relationship looks like ( his son , the younger one seems more perceptive.)


beth b - Nov 10, 2009 9:10:49 am PST #29909 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

and ma~~ to your sister, connie


Ginger - Nov 10, 2009 9:20:07 am PST #29910 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

but I don't know how she'd feel about my talking about it with my circle.

There's always "I have a friend who had chemo and I can ask her if she has any suggestions."


omnis_audis - Nov 10, 2009 9:23:20 am PST #29911 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ha, ya Calli. I'm over it. Forgive, but not forget. Life is too short to hold a grudge.

For Erin (and others who need it): [link]

it just helped me past a moment of "I am a leaf on the wind..." here at work, so I thought I would share.


beth b - Nov 10, 2009 9:42:18 am PST #29912 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Thanks mmnis, I've sent it along to a few people today