Let me guess - his wife stayed at home with their kids, and now he thinks she's boring? I, for one, would be willing to personally conduct some surgery that would ensure this man's inability to procreate in the future.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
flea - Nov 10, 2009 3:52:29 am PST #29839 of 30000
information libertarian
Stephanie - Nov 10, 2009 3:56:42 am PST #29840 of 30000
Trust my rage
Actually, she's a medical doctor, but yes, she has two small children. Apparently, her exhaustion at the end of the day, and her willingness to go along with whatever her husband wanted, made her...boring.
Sparky1 - Nov 10, 2009 3:58:41 am PST #29841 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
his wife stayed at home with their kids, and now he thinks she's boring?
No, actually she's been working (as he has) as a professor. I suspect that she nags and pesters him with boring things when they are home in the evenings like ("would you give the baby a bath?") instead of providing him with the witty conversation he needs to survive.
eta: HA! Douchenozzle x-post!
erikaj - Nov 10, 2009 4:04:46 am PST #29842 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, I'm so sorry he got a wife instead of an Active.
Steph L. - Nov 10, 2009 4:17:32 am PST #29843 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
he no longer wants to see his children on the weekends because he likes to have those days free.
Asshole. I hope he regrets his choice when he's old and decrepit and his kids have to decide about his retirement community.
he wanted a divorce because she's no longer intellectually curious enough for him
Maybe she just wasn't "intellectually curious" about *him,* since he's an ASSHOLE.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 10, 2009 4:31:00 am PST #29844 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Today's episode of Wake Up With Hugh Laurie: [link]
Basically the same joke as yesterday. But funnier.
(Although 'Have you found the lid?'/'I've found the lid' are becoming euphemisms for solving the mysteries of life, in our house.)
Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 4:37:30 am PST #29845 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I hope the asshole realizes that if he decides to forego visitation with his kids, it doesn't mean he doesn't have to pay support. Because he sounds like that kind of asshole.
Shir - Nov 10, 2009 4:40:52 am PST #29846 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Bitches, I'm so sorry you're having a bad day here. {{}}
Things will get better. They must, and we're doing our best, so if they won't... we'll file a complaint. Or just take the whole fucking Earth down with us.
"what a weird coincidence - my parents are in town too! But why not combine parents visiting with playgroup?"
That's what I read.
ION, People Who Have No Business Being in the Service/Food Industry: if I tell you 3 times within less than 30 seconds my order, and then you get it wrong, I'm gonna slightly hate you. That is all. Also, if I'm walking into your store and you're doing everything in your power to ignore the consumers' presence (because yes, it really does take 4 people to flip a freaking toast), I'm gonna walk away within 2 minutes.
People. People who avoid from me food are the worst kind of people.
Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 4:46:47 am PST #29847 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I read the email in the bitchy tone. I wouldn't really be interested in belonging to a playgroup with that mother.
beth b - Nov 10, 2009 4:51:32 am PST #29848 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Wakeing up with the hope that today is monumentaly better for everyone.