Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 4:46:47 am PST #29847 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I read the email in the bitchy tone. I wouldn't really be interested in belonging to a playgroup with that mother.


beth b - Nov 10, 2009 4:51:32 am PST #29848 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Wakeing up with the hope that today is monumentaly better for everyone.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 10, 2009 4:51:59 am PST #29849 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I make a kickass green bean casserole with a mushroom bechamel made from scratch.


Shir - Nov 10, 2009 4:53:43 am PST #29850 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I also have to say that though I can't watch it at the moment, Wake Up With Hugh Laurie is the best idea ever.


beth b - Nov 10, 2009 4:53:43 am PST #29851 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Look, better all readdy!


Sparky1 - Nov 10, 2009 4:58:40 am PST #29852 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I gave the mother the benefit of the doubt when I answered the email, but still pointed out (in the nicest way possible) that my parents' visit was not her parents' visit.

The asshole is a new development in this fellow's character - he was apparently a latent asshole. I'm actually waiting for the announcement that he has a new, intellectually stimulating 19 yr old girlfriend, since that seems like it should come next in this mid-life crisis cliché.


flea - Nov 10, 2009 5:00:58 am PST #29853 of 30000
information libertarian

Are hair plugs involved yet? I would love it if he got hair plugs.


SuziQ - Nov 10, 2009 5:03:28 am PST #29854 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

That is one thing I have to give STBX. He moved across two states and found a new job so he could stay near his son. Now that we have split he is finally turning into a grown up. Kinda.


Barb - Nov 10, 2009 5:12:49 am PST #29855 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Are hair plugs involved yet? I would love it if he got hair plugs.

Tattoo and/or earrings as well.

And I'm w/ flea in wanting to perform surgery sans anesthesia.

May today be a better day for the Bitches.


Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 5:13:44 am PST #29856 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm glad, Suzi.

My sister's husband never married his son's mother, but when they split, he gave her the new vehicle, the house and stays put in the area to help raise their child.

Hey, flea, I just found out one of my little cousins got her MA in Mediterranean Archeology from Nottingham University this year.