Well, I'm so sorry he got a wife instead of an Active.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Nov 10, 2009 4:04:46 am PST #29842 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Steph L. - Nov 10, 2009 4:17:32 am PST #29843 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
he no longer wants to see his children on the weekends because he likes to have those days free.
Asshole. I hope he regrets his choice when he's old and decrepit and his kids have to decide about his retirement community.
he wanted a divorce because she's no longer intellectually curious enough for him
Maybe she just wasn't "intellectually curious" about *him,* since he's an ASSHOLE.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 10, 2009 4:31:00 am PST #29844 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Today's episode of Wake Up With Hugh Laurie: [link]
Basically the same joke as yesterday. But funnier.
(Although 'Have you found the lid?'/'I've found the lid' are becoming euphemisms for solving the mysteries of life, in our house.)
Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 4:37:30 am PST #29845 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I hope the asshole realizes that if he decides to forego visitation with his kids, it doesn't mean he doesn't have to pay support. Because he sounds like that kind of asshole.
Shir - Nov 10, 2009 4:40:52 am PST #29846 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Bitches, I'm so sorry you're having a bad day here. {{}}
Things will get better. They must, and we're doing our best, so if they won't... we'll file a complaint. Or just take the whole fucking Earth down with us.
"what a weird coincidence - my parents are in town too! But why not combine parents visiting with playgroup?"
That's what I read.
ION, People Who Have No Business Being in the Service/Food Industry: if I tell you 3 times within less than 30 seconds my order, and then you get it wrong, I'm gonna slightly hate you. That is all. Also, if I'm walking into your store and you're doing everything in your power to ignore the consumers' presence (because yes, it really does take 4 people to flip a freaking toast), I'm gonna walk away within 2 minutes.
People. People who avoid from me food are the worst kind of people.
Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 4:46:47 am PST #29847 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I read the email in the bitchy tone. I wouldn't really be interested in belonging to a playgroup with that mother.
beth b - Nov 10, 2009 4:51:32 am PST #29848 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Wakeing up with the hope that today is monumentaly better for everyone.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 10, 2009 4:51:59 am PST #29849 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I make a kickass green bean casserole with a mushroom bechamel made from scratch.
Shir - Nov 10, 2009 4:53:43 am PST #29850 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I also have to say that though I can't watch it at the moment, Wake Up With Hugh Laurie is the best idea ever.
beth b - Nov 10, 2009 4:53:43 am PST #29851 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Look, better all readdy!