I do believe in fairies.
River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Oct 30, 2009 11:07:26 am PDT #28709 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 11:11:58 am PDT #28710 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm married to an atheist!
It's the whole "doubting Thomas" thing, huh? At my Christian grade school, I was occasionally teased as being a "doubting Thomas," and look what happened to me.
Wait, does believing in Ceiling Cat make me not an atheist?
smonster - Oct 30, 2009 11:12:03 am PDT #28711 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Just remember the important lesson from Ghostbusters.
Don't think about the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man?
tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 11:12:53 am PDT #28712 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was gonna say "Don't cross the streams!" but....
Polter-Cow - Oct 30, 2009 11:14:46 am PDT #28713 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yeah, but your wife prays. You're probably the answer to her prayers.
Oooh snap. Hey, maybe my potential future wife is out there praying for me.
I'm agnostic, but have had several spouses. I would fast for 11 Tuesdays if would help your cause, P-C. I could use the fasting and I would tell the universe it was for finding a most excellent potential wife for you. I might mess things up and only repeat the mantra like 9 times and you would only get a so-so wife, so don't get your hopes up too high.
Heh, thanks, Laura, but according to the priest, it has to be me. My mom would have done it for me if she could, but that won't work.
Because clearly I believe I am God and above everyone else.
Just remember the important lesson from Ghostbusters.
Oh, I must be subconsciously preparing for that moment.
I do believe in fairies.
But do you pray to the fairies? I perhaps misphrased my earlier statement: if only I prayed to God, I would be married by now.
I'm getting really sick of defending my life on multiple fronts. Next time it comes up, I hope to be able to have the gumption to say, "Look, there is the issue of Why Am I Not Married and the issue of Why Am I Not a Good and Proper Hindu. THESE ARE TWO SEPARATE ISSUES. If you bring up the latter in the context of the former again, I will hang up."
NoiseDesign - Oct 30, 2009 11:14:49 am PDT #28714 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I'm pretty firm in my belief that God is a mythological invisible cloud creature and I'm getting married in January.
Aims - Oct 30, 2009 11:16:38 am PDT #28715 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok. I'm a little misty.
Just notarized a Verification of Domestic Partnership" so that my co-workers partner could be covered under her medical benefits.
*sniff*
tommyrot - Oct 30, 2009 11:17:24 am PDT #28716 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Awww...
Aims - Oct 30, 2009 11:17:25 am PDT #28717 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And P-C I totally tried to get a girl in my creative writing class for you, but she is not Gujaarti (sp?).
Cashmere - Oct 30, 2009 11:18:18 am PDT #28718 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm an atheist who's been married to an agnostic for 15 years.