Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Oct 28, 2009 10:07:02 am PDT #28322 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aims}}}


brenda m - Oct 28, 2009 10:07:30 am PDT #28323 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This is purely a princess fail, and she's lucky to have you guys to bring that point home.

And I imagine if you used exactly those words you might have a good way of getting through to her.


Aims - Oct 28, 2009 10:07:45 am PDT #28324 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm running away to the Dudley Zoo. Maybe their camels are as secure as their birds seem to be??

t packs bag, scrawls run-away note in crayon


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2009 10:08:45 am PDT #28325 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm running away to the Dudley Zoo. Maybe their camels are as secure as their birds seem to be??

It's possible if you run away to the Dudley Zoo, someone might steal YOU from the zoo!


Aims - Oct 28, 2009 10:10:22 am PDT #28326 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t wonders if either of the princes go to the Dudley Zoo


WindSparrow - Oct 28, 2009 10:25:15 am PDT #28327 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

sj is wise; listen to sj.

::hugs and hairpats to discouraged parental units::


Ginger - Oct 28, 2009 10:32:01 am PDT #28328 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

She's never going to get to the princess that way!

I always thought that's exactly how princesses act.

I think of pudding as a type of food, not specifically sweet or savory. There are American dishes like corn pudding that aren't desserts.

Yorkshire pudding is just flat popovers.

Just now, I heard on the news that local police stopped a man for not wearing his seat belt and discovered he was cooking meth in his car. That's a degree of fail I had not previously imagined.


tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 10:34:48 am PDT #28329 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

discovered he was cooking meth in his car.

Wow.


Laga - Oct 28, 2009 10:38:05 am PDT #28330 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

wait... cooking? Not smoking? While driving? And I thought putting on makeup while driving was dangerous!


Jessica - Oct 28, 2009 10:38:28 am PDT #28331 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

cooking meth in his car

That sounds like a Darwin Award waiting to happen.