cooking meth in his car
That sounds like a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
It's all about the coat.
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Jessica - Oct 28, 2009 10:38:28 am PDT #28331 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
smonster - Oct 28, 2009 10:40:20 am PDT #28332 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Why, WHY did I open the H1N1 flu vaccine can-o-worms on FB? When I have 458 friends with a *wide* range of personalities and beliefs? It's like I just discovered the Internets. ::headdesk::
And I imagine if you used exactly those words you might have a good way of getting through to her.
Hmm. Good point. "REAL princess don't hit their loyal or non-loyal subjects with lunchboxes."
sj - Oct 28, 2009 10:44:12 am PDT #28333 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I have just ordered my first real corset thanks to that evil link that was posted yesterday!
Calli - Oct 28, 2009 10:48:34 am PDT #28334 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
cooking meth in his car
Dude. Wait 'til you get home like everyone else.
"REAL princess don't hit their loyal or non-loyal subjects with lunchboxes."
That's right. If you can't get a minion to do it for you, you aren't really a princess.
This may be entered into the extensive evidence list of why I shouldn't be a parent.
erikaj - Oct 28, 2009 10:50:24 am PDT #28335 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
"No, you are not allowed to pay people to smack others with candy. No, not even Reese's."
Nora Deirdre - Oct 28, 2009 11:00:47 am PDT #28336 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hey, does anyone have a good slow cooker pot roast recipe? All the ones I'm finding so far involve cream of mushroom soup.
JZ - Oct 28, 2009 11:02:54 am PDT #28337 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I always thought that's exactly how princesses act.
Since there doesn't seem to be any way to totally block the absorption of princess culture via daycare osmosis, I've taken to explaining to Matilda that a princess has to be try her hardest to be smart, kind and brave, because a princess will someday be a queen and have a whole country to take care of, and queens who are stupid or mean or wicked tend to get eaten by dragons or tumble down rocky crevasses in the middle of a howling storm. The only bratty princesses are wicked stepsisters, and they too tend to get eaten, or turned into stone or sometimes merely banished for life.
Calli - Oct 28, 2009 11:03:04 am PDT #28338 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Nora, I usually just put my post roast in a slow cooker with a chopped onion, a few carrots, a bay leaf, one or two chopped garlic cloves, salt and pepper, and half a bottle of wine. Then I let it cook until the meat's falling apart. It usually comes out pretty well.
sj - Oct 28, 2009 11:05:12 am PDT #28339 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Since there doesn't seem to be any way to totally block the absorption of princess culture via daycare osmosis, I've taken to explaining to Matilda that a princess has to be try her hardest to be smart, kind and brave, because a princess will someday be a queen and have a whole country to take care of, and queens who are stupid or mean or wicked tend to get eaten by dragons or tumble down rocky crevasses in the middle of a howling storm. The only bratty princesses are wicked stepsisters, and they too tend to get eaten, or turned into stone or sometimes merely banished for life.
JZ, you should write a parenting book!
Polter-Cow - Oct 28, 2009 11:07:04 am PDT #28340 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I second the motion. Also, she gets a cupcake.