t wonders if either of the princes go to the Dudley Zoo
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Oct 28, 2009 10:10:22 am PDT #28326 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
WindSparrow - Oct 28, 2009 10:25:15 am PDT #28327 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
sj is wise; listen to sj.
::hugs and hairpats to discouraged parental units::
Ginger - Oct 28, 2009 10:32:01 am PDT #28328 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
She's never going to get to the princess that way!
I always thought that's exactly how princesses act.
I think of pudding as a type of food, not specifically sweet or savory. There are American dishes like corn pudding that aren't desserts.
Yorkshire pudding is just flat popovers.
Just now, I heard on the news that local police stopped a man for not wearing his seat belt and discovered he was cooking meth in his car. That's a degree of fail I had not previously imagined.
tommyrot - Oct 28, 2009 10:34:48 am PDT #28329 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
discovered he was cooking meth in his car.
Wow.
Laga - Oct 28, 2009 10:38:05 am PDT #28330 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
wait... cooking? Not smoking? While driving? And I thought putting on makeup while driving was dangerous!
Jessica - Oct 28, 2009 10:38:28 am PDT #28331 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
cooking meth in his car
That sounds like a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
smonster - Oct 28, 2009 10:40:20 am PDT #28332 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Why, WHY did I open the H1N1 flu vaccine can-o-worms on FB? When I have 458 friends with a *wide* range of personalities and beliefs? It's like I just discovered the Internets. ::headdesk::
And I imagine if you used exactly those words you might have a good way of getting through to her.
Hmm. Good point. "REAL princess don't hit their loyal or non-loyal subjects with lunchboxes."
sj - Oct 28, 2009 10:44:12 am PDT #28333 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I have just ordered my first real corset thanks to that evil link that was posted yesterday!
Calli - Oct 28, 2009 10:48:34 am PDT #28334 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
cooking meth in his car
Dude. Wait 'til you get home like everyone else.
"REAL princess don't hit their loyal or non-loyal subjects with lunchboxes."
That's right. If you can't get a minion to do it for you, you aren't really a princess.
This may be entered into the extensive evidence list of why I shouldn't be a parent.
erikaj - Oct 28, 2009 10:50:24 am PDT #28335 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
"No, you are not allowed to pay people to smack others with candy. No, not even Reese's."