Or...my dad slayed a rat once in the 70's with a fondue fork and a reproduction Civil War sword. Got any of those?
Given that this is b.org, I wouldn't bet against it.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Or...my dad slayed a rat once in the 70's with a fondue fork and a reproduction Civil War sword. Got any of those?
Given that this is b.org, I wouldn't bet against it.
Sauce apples.
I should know what this means, but I don't.
My mom and I talk about a lot, not porn though. Just because I need *some* private stuff and because she was better at the "Better Know A Uterus" phase of talking about sexuality. Sometimes I wish I had more places to talk about the emotional parts of things like that.
Make them into applesauce! Apple butter is applesauce that's been dressed up and cooked down.
Make them into applesauce! Apple butter is applesauce that's been dressed up and cooked down.
I will look up how to do that because I have never made apple sauce.
Or: bunch of apples in a pot with some water, sugar, spices and some apple cider vinegar. Simmer all afternoon stirring occasionally until the house smells incredible and the stuff is all brown and thick and has cooked down like whoa. Eat on everything you can think of for the next three days until it's gone.
I will look up how to do that because I have never made apple sauce.
Chop them up, put them in a pot with some water and cook until soft. Then grind them up somehow. I usually use a food mill, but you could probably just stick them in a blender and puree them.
I like baked apples.
You're all making me miss real apple cider.
I am not nearly domesticated enough to do cooking-type things with apples. All the recipe posting is making me crave apple crumble, though. Must ask my mother to make that soon.
Laga, eww - rat. On the bright side, the cat probably thought it was bringing you a delicious treat to share. It's kind of sweet.
They should film that and show it every Xmas.
This!
I just want to point out that everyone's voting for porn, but no one is posting any. I have to step out for a minute to do some business. I expect this situation to be rectified when I return.
The only porn I'll ever need: [link]