Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 22, 2009 10:08:17 am PDT #27540 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I am not nearly domesticated enough to do cooking-type things with apples. All the recipe posting is making me crave apple crumble, though. Must ask my mother to make that soon.

Laga, eww - rat. On the bright side, the cat probably thought it was bringing you a delicious treat to share. It's kind of sweet.

They should film that and show it every Xmas.

This!

I just want to point out that everyone's voting for porn, but no one is posting any. I have to step out for a minute to do some business. I expect this situation to be rectified when I return.

The only porn I'll ever need: [link]


Atropa - Oct 22, 2009 10:09:15 am PDT #27541 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want hot pink satin sky-high stilettos with ruffles or crimps. I have nowhere to wear them, and no money to buy them, but I have wanted them for 4 years and I still do

Wow, *I* kind of want those, too, just from the description.

I linked to my current Fluevogs of coveting. I also want this outfit in my scale, not for a doll.


smonster - Oct 22, 2009 10:11:23 am PDT #27542 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I AM! PORN I CHOOSE YOU! LET'S GET IT ON!

I read this as "I AM PORN! I CHOOSE YOU!"

My mom makes baked apples with cinnamon that are verra tasty.

Porn. Or at least eye candy. Includes Puck from Glee.


sj - Oct 22, 2009 10:11:35 am PDT #27543 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am not nearly domesticated enough to do cooking-type things with apples. All the recipe posting is making me crave apple crumble, though. Must ask my mother to make that soon.

I made apple crumble last week and it was very easy! I'm loving my new copy of "How to Cook Everything".

The upside down cake came out gorgeous! Who is coming over for a piece?


DavidS - Oct 22, 2009 10:12:52 am PDT #27544 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I read this as "I AM PORN! I CHOOSE YOU!"

Ha! So did I. And it seemed entirely reasonable that Erin would be Porn, and entirely complimentary that she would chose us.


Aims - Oct 22, 2009 10:14:34 am PDT #27545 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

I pledge my love, all of my love, to the wondorousness that is Aimee. And for her body, on which I lay, one orgasm, after another and another, with enthusiam and sexiness for us.


Calli - Oct 22, 2009 10:14:47 am PDT #27546 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

All this apple talk is reminding me that I need to make my first fall apple pie. (Granny smith apples, brown sugar instead of white. Lots of butter.)


Laga - Oct 22, 2009 10:15:06 am PDT #27547 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my dad slayed a rat once in the 70's with a fondue fork and a reproduction Civil War sword. Got any of those?

that is so awesome. I think I have a barbecue fork but the swords are in D's room and he's still sleeping. That rat is really holed up. I've got the cat barricaded in my room right now to see if the rat will bolt for the door if we're not poking at it.

I wrote out my thoughts on the earlier discussion but after reading them over it seemed I really didn't have much to add so I deleted them.


Jessica - Oct 22, 2009 10:17:38 am PDT #27548 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I read this as "I AM PORN! I CHOOSE YOU!"

Anyone else picturing Erin as a Pokemon trainer, but with little red and white balls of porn?


Laga - Oct 22, 2009 10:21:22 am PDT #27549 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

porn porn