Or: bunch of apples in a pot with some water, sugar, spices and some apple cider vinegar. Simmer all afternoon stirring occasionally until the house smells incredible and the stuff is all brown and thick and has cooked down like whoa. Eat on everything you can think of for the next three days until it's gone.

I will look up how to do that because I have never made apple sauce.

Chop them up, put them in a pot with some water and cook until soft. Then grind them up somehow. I usually use a food mill, but you could probably just stick them in a blender and puree them.

I like baked apples.

You're all making me miss real apple cider.

I am not nearly domesticated enough to do cooking-type things with apples. All the recipe posting is making me crave apple crumble, though. Must ask my mother to make that soon.

Laga, eww - rat. On the bright side, the cat probably thought it was bringing you a delicious treat to share. It's kind of sweet.

They should film that and show it every Xmas.

This!

I just want to point out that everyone's voting for porn, but no one is posting any. I have to step out for a minute to do some business. I expect this situation to be rectified when I return.

The only porn I'll ever need: [link]

I want hot pink satin sky-high stilettos with ruffles or crimps. I have nowhere to wear them, and no money to buy them, but I have wanted them for 4 years and I still do

Wow, *I* kind of want those, too, just from the description.

I linked to my current Fluevogs of coveting. I also want this outfit in my scale, not for a doll.

I AM! PORN I CHOOSE YOU! LET'S GET IT ON!

I read this as "I AM PORN! I CHOOSE YOU!"

My mom makes baked apples with cinnamon that are verra tasty.

Porn. Or at least eye candy. Includes Puck from Glee.

I am not nearly domesticated enough to do cooking-type things with apples. All the recipe posting is making me crave apple crumble, though. Must ask my mother to make that soon.

I made apple crumble last week and it was very easy! I'm loving my new copy of "How to Cook Everything".

The upside down cake came out gorgeous! Who is coming over for a piece?

I read this as "I AM PORN! I CHOOSE YOU!"

Ha! So did I. And it seemed entirely reasonable that Erin would be Porn, and entirely complimentary that she would chose us.

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I pledge my love, all of my love, to the wondorousness that is Aimee. And for her body, on which I lay, one orgasm, after another and another, with enthusiam and sexiness for us.