We picked them from a bunch of different types of trees, so there is a mix of macintosh, gala, and a couple other varieties that I cannot remember at the moment.
APPLE BUTTER! Do you have a crock pot?
'Ariel'
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We picked them from a bunch of different types of trees, so there is a mix of macintosh, gala, and a couple other varieties that I cannot remember at the moment.
APPLE BUTTER! Do you have a crock pot?
Hee. Last night, I was going to post a "Jesus Christ, all I do is fucking COMPLAIN in Bitches anymore; I swear I am just going to post porn from now on" but then I went to bed.
Sometimes I think I, er, bitch too much in Bitches and don't offer enough support, and I feel bad. But my brain likes tangents and I tend to be either "Grrr! This is what I am worried about right now and I have to get it out!" and/or "Oh, gosh, (this) is happening to X, Y, and Z -- here's my advice and I hope you ar -- oh, look, tinfoil! SHINY!"
It doesn't make me a bad or a good person -- it's just what it is. I try to be my best. Sometime, FAIL.
Anyway, it's raining here, parents are weird, talking to people can be fraught, caffiene is a win, growing up sucks sometimes and sex is awesome.
I was going to post a "Jesus Christ, all I do is fucking COMPLAIN in Bitches anymore; I swear I am just going to post porn from now on" but then I went to bed.
go porn! choose porn!
Yeah, that is still incredibly sad. I missed Alan Grayson on Kos yesterday. Which is a little sad, but at least I didn't post "Dude, I mean, sir: You are the funniest-looking person I ever wanted to lick all over. Well, okay, except for that thirty seconds at the Oscars when I fancied Michael Moore. Don't worry, I'm over that. P.S. You are now a millionaire...it's okay to wear clothes that match. xxoo
go porn! choose porn!
I AM! PORN I CHOOSE YOU! LET'S GET IT ON!
I am going to put Barry White on a contstant replay for the next week of my job hunt. SEXY LADY ADJUNCT!
I was going to post a "Jesus Christ, all I do is fucking COMPLAIN in Bitches anymore; I swear I am just going to post porn from now on" but then I went to bed.
Heh. All I do is complain, or post clicky-links of shoes. Go porn, choose porn!
I vote for porn, too! Porn makes everything better.
I second apple butter, too!
Hmmm, nothing original to say, today. That's okay, seconding is a well-respected activity on this board.
I am going to put Barry White on a contstant replay for the next week of my job hunt. SEXY LADY ADJUNCT!
awwwwwwww, yeah!
I just want to point out that everyone's voting for porn, but no one is posting any. I have to step out for a minute to do some business. I expect this situation to be rectified when I return.
APPLE BUTTER! Do you have a crock pot?
I have two crock pots. Will your recipe require me to have to jar some up for later, because I'm kind of afraid of doing that?
I have a comment about "broken-record" posting but there is a rat in my recliner and the cat (who brought it in here) is being No Help At All. So I skipped the last 40 posts to make it all about meeeeee. I have the front door open and a carriage whip but rats are very clever. On the plus side she doesn't seem to be injured at all.