I was going to post a "Jesus Christ, all I do is fucking COMPLAIN in Bitches anymore; I swear I am just going to post porn from now on" but then I went to bed.
go porn! choose porn!
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Vortex - Oct 22, 2009 9:45:13 am PDT #27516 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
erikaj - Oct 22, 2009 9:45:23 am PDT #27517 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah, that is still incredibly sad. I missed Alan Grayson on Kos yesterday. Which is a little sad, but at least I didn't post "Dude, I mean, sir: You are the funniest-looking person I ever wanted to lick all over. Well, okay, except for that thirty seconds at the Oscars when I fancied Michael Moore. Don't worry, I'm over that. P.S. You are now a millionaire...it's okay to wear clothes that match. xxoo
Strix - Oct 22, 2009 9:49:34 am PDT #27518 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
go porn! choose porn!
I AM! PORN I CHOOSE YOU! LET'S GET IT ON!
I am going to put Barry White on a contstant replay for the next week of my job hunt. SEXY LADY ADJUNCT!
Atropa - Oct 22, 2009 9:52:32 am PDT #27519 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I was going to post a "Jesus Christ, all I do is fucking COMPLAIN in Bitches anymore; I swear I am just going to post porn from now on" but then I went to bed.
Heh. All I do is complain, or post clicky-links of shoes. Go porn, choose porn!
SailAweigh - Oct 22, 2009 9:53:14 am PDT #27520 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I vote for porn, too! Porn makes everything better.
I second apple butter, too!
Hmmm, nothing original to say, today. That's okay, seconding is a well-respected activity on this board.
Vortex - Oct 22, 2009 9:56:31 am PDT #27521 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I am going to put Barry White on a contstant replay for the next week of my job hunt. SEXY LADY ADJUNCT!
awwwwwwww, yeah!
I just want to point out that everyone's voting for porn, but no one is posting any. I have to step out for a minute to do some business. I expect this situation to be rectified when I return.
sj - Oct 22, 2009 9:57:26 am PDT #27522 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
APPLE BUTTER! Do you have a crock pot?
I have two crock pots. Will your recipe require me to have to jar some up for later, because I'm kind of afraid of doing that?
Laga - Oct 22, 2009 9:58:21 am PDT #27523 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have a comment about "broken-record" posting but there is a rat in my recliner and the cat (who brought it in here) is being No Help At All. So I skipped the last 40 posts to make it all about meeeeee. I have the front door open and a carriage whip but rats are very clever. On the plus side she doesn't seem to be injured at all.
Calli - Oct 22, 2009 9:58:23 am PDT #27524 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Hey, I thought it was awesome that a straight middle-aged dude would show that kind of solidarity.
I think that is pretty awesome.
I lied through omission to my mom, because there were things that we simply couldn't talk about without it devolving into tears. Mostly religion. There are some things where there simply won't be a middle ground so you can either continue to fight the battle or just not talk about it. It was easier to discuss things with Dad, because he could actually debate emotionally laden issues without taking disagreement as equaling a dismissal of his entire moral structure. I really miss talking to him about things. Back in college I'd come home with ideas that I knew he'd disagree with (generally--sometimes I was surprisingly wrong) and I'd know I was on to something if I could either debate Dad to a standstill or even win one. He was pretty smart.
Mom was the one I could tell I was writing porn, though. She didn't want to read it, but she was ok knowing about it. I guess that was one of the few things over which Dad went into "father of little girl" mode. I could discuss the idea of porn with him, though, just not my own creation thereof.
Strix - Oct 22, 2009 9:59:18 am PDT #27525 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Shoe porn, Jilli. Shoe porn.
I want hot pink satin sky-high stilettos with ruffles or crimps. I have nowhere to wear them, and no money to buy them, but I have wanted them for 4 years and I still do.
Also, two-tone burgundy patent and suede 40's style t-strap with a Cuban heel and spectator style, and forest-green leather CFM pumps.
And dull brown leather Frye boots.
And a collection of saucy stockings and naughty French undies and new perfume with an amber base and vanilla notes and a touch of leather. And an square-cut emerald in a vintage Art Nouveau platinum or white gold setting.