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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Shir - Oct 18, 2009 12:55:06 pm PDT #26920 of 30000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I want to say that I'm not returning to Bitches until you're done with the bug talk, but I'm actually going to bed now. Keep talking, I'll skip all this in the morning. Oh, and thanks for the nightmares, in advance.

Said the Buffista who's trained to use M-16. (Scared-of-Wasps, you're not alone and not a wimp.)

(I'm cool with spiders, though. But horrible with stuff bigger than a fly that can fly around me.)

Shir - Oct 18, 2009 12:55:39 pm PDT #26921 of 30000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Ouch, Hil.

Hil R. - Oct 18, 2009 12:56:56 pm PDT #26922 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've got a cold compress on it now. Damn, this hurts.

P.M. Marc - Oct 18, 2009 12:58:03 pm PDT #26923 of 30000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You've seen this, right?

I had not!

Jessica - Oct 18, 2009 12:58:19 pm PDT #26924 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, I hate it when I do that, Hil! Ouch!

Now I'm wondering how well an M-16 would do against a palmetto bug.

Trudy Booth - Oct 18, 2009 1:00:42 pm PDT #26925 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If I can track down my ex he might have a reasonably informed opinion on that.

Laga - Oct 18, 2009 1:01:28 pm PDT #26926 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Now I'm wondering how well an M-16 would do against a palmetto bug.

I'd be careful or the bug might take away your gun and use it against you.

Barb - Oct 18, 2009 1:03:11 pm PDT #26927 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

Laga beat me to it. Palmetto bugs are resourceful and hardy motherfuckers.

They are the big, mutant, junkie bugs of the insect world.

tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 1:03:56 pm PDT #26928 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. You'd need a combination of shotgun, flamethrower and can of Raid....

Barb - Oct 18, 2009 1:04:30 pm PDT #26929 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

Raid? Pshaw. They inhale that stuff like amyl nitrate.

ETA: However, in combination with the flamethrower...

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