You've seen this, right?
I had not!
Bester: Mal. Whaddya need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
P.M. Marc - Oct 18, 2009 12:58:03 pm PDT #26923 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jessica - Oct 18, 2009 12:58:19 pm PDT #26924 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh, I hate it when I do that, Hil! Ouch!
Now I'm wondering how well an M-16 would do against a palmetto bug.
Trudy Booth - Oct 18, 2009 1:00:42 pm PDT #26925 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If I can track down my ex he might have a reasonably informed opinion on that.
Laga - Oct 18, 2009 1:01:28 pm PDT #26926 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Now I'm wondering how well an M-16 would do against a palmetto bug.
I'd be careful or the bug might take away your gun and use it against you.
Barb - Oct 18, 2009 1:03:11 pm PDT #26927 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Laga beat me to it. Palmetto bugs are resourceful and hardy motherfuckers.
They are the big, mutant, junkie bugs of the insect world.
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 1:03:56 pm PDT #26928 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah. You'd need a combination of shotgun, flamethrower and can of Raid....
Barb - Oct 18, 2009 1:04:30 pm PDT #26929 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Raid? Pshaw. They inhale that stuff like amyl nitrate.
ETA: However, in combination with the flamethrower...
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 1:05:45 pm PDT #26930 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or else just tell Teppy that a palmetto bug questioned her use of semi-colons.
(My tagline, for prosperity: For a moment of blind rage, I wanted to punch them in the neck, yelling "NEVER question my use of semi-colons!!!" - Teppy)
Jessica - Oct 18, 2009 1:06:17 pm PDT #26931 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Do they even have necks?
erin_obscure - Oct 18, 2009 1:06:23 pm PDT #26932 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
my roomate once picked up a shoe to try and kill the largest roach we had ever seen (in richmond, va) and the *&^%*&%*() flew STRAIGHT AT HER FACE in response to the threat. Ballsy thing. We eventually lured it outside with taunts and called it good enuf. Those things make a horrible splatter mess.