Now I'm wondering how well an M-16 would do against a palmetto bug.
I'd be careful or the bug might take away your gun and use it against you.
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 18, 2009 1:01:28 pm PDT #26926 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Barb - Oct 18, 2009 1:03:11 pm PDT #26927 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Laga beat me to it. Palmetto bugs are resourceful and hardy motherfuckers.
They are the big, mutant, junkie bugs of the insect world.
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 1:03:56 pm PDT #26928 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah. You'd need a combination of shotgun, flamethrower and can of Raid....
Barb - Oct 18, 2009 1:04:30 pm PDT #26929 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Raid? Pshaw. They inhale that stuff like amyl nitrate.
ETA: However, in combination with the flamethrower...
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 1:05:45 pm PDT #26930 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or else just tell Teppy that a palmetto bug questioned her use of semi-colons.
(My tagline, for prosperity: For a moment of blind rage, I wanted to punch them in the neck, yelling "NEVER question my use of semi-colons!!!" - Teppy)
Jessica - Oct 18, 2009 1:06:17 pm PDT #26931 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Do they even have necks?
erin_obscure - Oct 18, 2009 1:06:23 pm PDT #26932 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
my roomate once picked up a shoe to try and kill the largest roach we had ever seen (in richmond, va) and the *&^%*&%*() flew STRAIGHT AT HER FACE in response to the threat. Ballsy thing. We eventually lured it outside with taunts and called it good enuf. Those things make a horrible splatter mess.
Hil R. - Oct 18, 2009 1:07:42 pm PDT #26933 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
At least I have jambalaya to make up for the burned arm. The arm is starting to blister, I think.
sj - Oct 18, 2009 1:13:09 pm PDT #26934 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ignoring water bug talk. Shudder
We went to the movie's this afternoon to avoid the snow, but it is still falling.
WindSparrow - Oct 18, 2009 1:29:54 pm PDT #26935 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jambalaya sounds like good recompense for a burned arm, Hil.
Frankenbuddha, ~ma for your landlord.