It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.

Buffy ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Oct 16, 2009 3:38:38 pm PDT #26707 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Vic. He wears pointy steel-toed boots and then sits down in your sinuses, with his back propped against one sinus cavity wall, and KICKS.

That's the one. His snot-goblin friend was bad enough, but then Vic himself moved in sometime in the middle of a class I was teaching this afternoon and said, "Hi! You know how you're not used to consciously feeling the entire FRONT HALF OF YOUR HEAD all the time? About that..."


Cashmere - Oct 16, 2009 3:39:10 pm PDT #26708 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Today we had a field trip to the fire station with Olivia's preschool class. When the firefighters asked the class if they knew of any hot things, Liv said, "Mercury is hot! It's the hottest planet. We don't go there because it's so hot." He blinked for a minute and said, "Yeeeaah. Does anybody else know of anything that is hot?"

I don't think she could point out a match or a lighter but the planets--those are covered.


sarameg - Oct 16, 2009 3:44:58 pm PDT #26709 of 30000

Cash, get the girl to hubblesite.org...


DavidS - Oct 16, 2009 4:07:40 pm PDT #26710 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Liv said, "Mercury is hot! It's the hottest planet. We don't go there because it's so hot."

Heh. She's astronomical!

We're trying to figure out Matilda's Halloween costume, but she keeps changing it from answer to answer.

Emmett: What costume do you want for Halloween?
Matilda: Robin! I'm Robin and you're...you're...you're...Raven.
Emmett: I'm not emo!

Though now she's off Robin and is either Starfire or Raven. Or a Fairy. Or Winnie the Pooh.


Steph L. - Oct 16, 2009 4:18:09 pm PDT #26711 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Emmett: I'm not emo!

I love that *that's* his objection.


Barb - Oct 16, 2009 4:20:47 pm PDT #26712 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

A moment in Abby-Land:

A bit of backstory first-- Lewis has the unfathomable (to me at any rate) ability to eat something sweet and then follow it with something savory. LIke he can eat a powdered donut and follow it with nachos or something. It weirds me out monumentally. I cannot do it. Our children, especially Abby, have inherited this habit. Tonight, she and Nate asked if they could have chocolate pudding cups. Idiotically, I agreed without presenting them with the caveat of "After you finish dinner." Both of them grabbed the pudding cups and chowed down, then calmly returned to their chicken fingers and hot dogs.

I spluttered something along the lines of "You know, you could have waited to finish your dinner!"

Abby calmly replied, "But Mom, you know I don't mind eating savory after sweet. It's a lifestyle choice!"

What could I say to that?

Nothing, that's what. I just laughed.


Steph L. - Oct 16, 2009 4:21:40 pm PDT #26713 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"But Mom, you know I don't mind eating savory after sweet. It's a lifestyle choice!"

DAMN, how they rebel against their parents!


sj - Oct 16, 2009 4:45:23 pm PDT #26714 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations!!!


Lee - Oct 16, 2009 4:46:07 pm PDT #26715 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Congrats, Gris!


Typo Boy - Oct 16, 2009 4:47:49 pm PDT #26716 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hil sounds like Mac N' cheese to me. If it were me I'd add garlic because I add garlic to almost everything. If I'm just making for myself I don't bother with flour. (I might under cook the pasta, then let it finish in the cheese sauce. Absorbs the cheese flavor better anyway.) If it came out watery you could add cracker crumbs or bread crumbs at the last moment.