Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2009 3:50:32 pm PST #2664 of 30000
brillig

The alien abduction/sexual slavery/polka bit was removed in an edit today

How weird that I just stumbled across it today. This Means Something! Especially since I found it while doing research on an X-Files/Supernatural crossover fic.

Cue the Twilight Zone theme.


sj - Mar 04, 2009 3:59:46 pm PST #2665 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I don't think it is a small thing, vw. I think it's likely a good example of how you are in different places in life and that he is probably too immature for you.


vw bug - Mar 04, 2009 4:00:11 pm PST #2666 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Oh believe me, I'm hearing you, VW. So much...

Yeah, I betcha are!

the only way I'll do the cooking and the cleaning on my own is if someone else buys the groceries.

Well, he did walk Toto when he got here...


brenda m - Mar 04, 2009 4:09:19 pm PST #2667 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

How weird that I just stumbled across it today. This Means Something! Especially since I found it while doing research on an X-Files/Supernatural crossover fic.

::twitches::

::checks for alien lurkers::

::reinforces tinfoil hat::


javachik - Mar 04, 2009 4:22:33 pm PST #2668 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Steve never helped immediately after dinner, and it irked me much. FINALLY, we talked about it and it comes out that he doesn't like to clean up after dinner, he much prefers the next morning. Once he's relaxed for the night, that's it. And I am completely uptight about waking up to a mess in the kitchen. So our compromise is that he helps with dinner, and then helps rinse everything (take 2 minutes) and clean the counters. If there's not enough for a full load in the dishwasher, the dirty dishes are contained in right side of sink. In the morning, he washes them. It tooks us nearly 2 years of tension before figuring this out. Arrrrgggh.


SailAweigh - Mar 04, 2009 4:28:06 pm PST #2669 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'm a hot mess when it comes to dishes. If it's just me, I'll leave my dishes until the morning and then I do them all. If I have company, I have to get everything clean before I go to bed. I think it's the quantity of dishes. Anything less than a certain amount barely takes up sink space so it's easy to ignore. Too much and I don't want to have to look at it in the morning. Eh, it works for me.


beth b - Mar 04, 2009 4:35:12 pm PST #2670 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Actually, vw, I think someone doing your dishes for you is pretty romantic.

Good on you for figuring that out, javachik, not sure DH and I are there. Our tolerance for dirty dishes is fairly similar. not so much for visual chaos.


d - Mar 04, 2009 5:13:00 pm PST #2671 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Today I woke up to frozen pipes, because we forgot to leave the taps dripping, and then I left my taps open a little too much in the bathroom (because I had no way to tell how open it was) and the sink overflowed causing a big water mess from the 3rd floor down to the basement. It's drying up pretty nicely, and I think I can get away with only maybe needing some new drywall or just new paint in a few spots, and it's certainly better than burst pipes which we thought it might be, however two jolts of adrenaline today was two jolts too much. I'm not looking forward to a call from my landlady.


sj - Mar 04, 2009 5:15:32 pm PST #2672 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

TCG has an engineering degree, yet can't figure out how to get the benadryl out of the premeasured packet. This is both endearing and boggling.


Cashmere - Mar 04, 2009 5:20:49 pm PST #2673 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

TCG has an engineering degree, yet can't figure out how to get the benadryl out of the premeasured packet. This is both endearing and boggling.

The little spoon-like things? You suck on them!