You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Oct 06, 2009 4:43:43 pm PDT #25484 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

::giggles at Matilda::

And oddly, while it took me four tries to spell giggles, I got Matilda on the first try.


ChiKat - Oct 06, 2009 5:02:17 pm PDT #25485 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I could smite - whatcha got?

Don't want to really post it on the internets (prying eyes and all). Let's just say my little sister needs her ex to be seriously smited. And flayed.


Cashmere - Oct 06, 2009 5:17:03 pm PDT #25486 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, JZ, I am right there with you. That same conversation happened to us this week. Only with Liv asking me to sit on her incredibly tiny potty seat with my giant, adult-sized ass.


askye - Oct 06, 2009 5:33:09 pm PDT #25487 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Giggles at Matilda.

I'm posting before I go take a hot shower and collapse into bed post kickboxing. I made a mistake, nothign huge, but we started off with jabs and we were supposed to just switch sides when we were ready. I didn't realize this and did all the jabbing on my right and not my left. My right shoulder is going to be killer.

But I had a lot of fun.


Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2009 5:47:14 pm PDT #25488 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAIL!!!!!!!!!


Ginger - Oct 06, 2009 5:50:37 pm PDT #25489 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy birthday, Sail! At least you had a good birthday beer.

"I'm not!! I'm doing somersaults."

Apparently we're all born as lawyers.


Barb - Oct 06, 2009 6:04:35 pm PDT #25490 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Apparently we're all born as lawyers.

Or children. The greatest arguers of semantics until we beat it out of them. Those on whom it doesn't take, become lawyers.


DavidS - Oct 06, 2009 6:13:25 pm PDT #25491 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::high fives Knut in absentia::

Twins win in 12! Detroit is out. Wow, the Tigers blew a three game lead in the last four games. The Twins had to go 17-4 to catch them. It was the only pennant race this year but that's a doozy.


beth b - Oct 06, 2009 7:19:56 pm PDT #25492 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy birthday Sail

I'm just hoping Aims dances for us at the next F2f

and children are mind bogglingly literal . My current rule statement at the library "no punching, kicking , wrestling, poking, touching, hitting in the library!"I think it covers most all forms of physical altercation


beekaytee - Oct 06, 2009 7:28:29 pm PDT #25493 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Aims, just, wow. Maybe no one's ever explained the difference between funny and mean to her? Geez.

Epic is charitable. Though she may be onto something.

Aimee, I used to work with someone like this. Over time, it came to me (through listening between the lines of her conversation) that her family bagged on each other mercilessly as a way of connecting. Notice I didn't say loving. Just the only way they knew to speak to each other.

After a particularly inappropriate comment about my wardrobe (again), I turned to her and said, "When the people in my family said stuff like that, they meant it. [insert withering stare here] I sure hope you don't." [insert powerwalk down the hall and away here]

It worked.

In my experience, trying to get back at someone on their level never really works. Except for its recreational smiting opportunities, which I sometimes endorse...especially the high quality smiting found here.