Happy, happy birthday Sail!
Aims, that bitch needs to have the ever-lovin' shit slapped outta her.
Also?
I'm verra, verra stoned. Verra.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Oct 06, 2009 3:09:38 pm PDT #25474 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Aims - Oct 06, 2009 3:11:51 pm PDT #25475 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
She totally does. She is just so damned evil sometimes.
And to put it in her face, Emeline and I just toally had a dance party in the kitchen to "Single Ladies". So ha.
Barb - Oct 06, 2009 3:14:54 pm PDT #25476 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Unless you're a professional, dance isn't about doing it "right." It's about having fun.
Dammit.
Aims - Oct 06, 2009 3:20:19 pm PDT #25477 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Perzactly!!
Aims - Oct 06, 2009 3:23:04 pm PDT #25478 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Childrens are so ... mind-bendingly crazy.
"Emeline! Stop. Jumping. On. Your. Bed!!"
"I'm not!! I'm doing somersaults."
t Aimee bangs head on counter
sj - Oct 06, 2009 3:25:12 pm PDT #25479 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
"I'm not!! I'm doing somersaults."
That sounds just like my nephew at that age. I told him to stop swinging a bag around at a store and he kept insisting he wasn't until he finally said, "I'm twirling it."
SailAweigh - Oct 06, 2009 3:32:48 pm PDT #25480 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I have found possibly the smoothest, creamiest doppelbock in the history of doppelbocks. For those of you with access to Wisconsin microbrews be on the lookout for Capital Brewery's Platinum Blonde Doppelbock. Yum.
ChiKat - Oct 06, 2009 3:42:40 pm PDT #25481 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy birthday, Sail!!! May this be your best year ever until next year!
Aims, that bitch needs to have the ever-lovin' shit slapped outta her.
Yes. Wholeheartedly, yes.
I'm verra, verra stoned. Verra.
Duuuude. I'm glad you're home and okay.
Went to a wedding this weekend that was great. Had lovely time.
Came home and got hit hard with the real world. Anyone up for some smiting? Matt, care to make an arson run to Mississippi?
Aims - Oct 06, 2009 3:58:08 pm PDT #25482 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I could smite - whatcha got?
JZ - Oct 06, 2009 4:19:45 pm PDT #25483 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy birthday, Sail!
Matilda conversation just now:
Matilda: I don't want to help you! I want to pee on the potty!
Me: (God forbid we miss a chance to reinforce the potty) HEY THAT'S GREAT LET'S GO NOW GOOD JOB WANT SOME CHOCOLATE MILK?
Matilda: (silent sly look from the potty, then cracks up, then looks serious again) You wanna pee too, Mommy?
Me: No, thank you, not right now. I just went.
I pass a small amount of gas
Matilda: (very stern) Now, Mommy, you farted. And you DON'T SAY NO. 'Cause you farted.