"I'm not!! I'm doing somersaults."
That sounds just like my nephew at that age. I told him to stop swinging a bag around at a store and he kept insisting he wasn't until he finally said, "I'm twirling it."
Spike: Taking up smoking, are you? Harmony: I am a villain, Spike. Hello!
Spike/Harm ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Oct 06, 2009 3:25:12 pm PDT #25479 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
SailAweigh - Oct 06, 2009 3:32:48 pm PDT #25480 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I have found possibly the smoothest, creamiest doppelbock in the history of doppelbocks. For those of you with access to Wisconsin microbrews be on the lookout for Capital Brewery's Platinum Blonde Doppelbock. Yum.
ChiKat - Oct 06, 2009 3:42:40 pm PDT #25481 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy birthday, Sail!!! May this be your best year ever until next year!
Aims, that bitch needs to have the ever-lovin' shit slapped outta her.
Yes. Wholeheartedly, yes.
I'm verra, verra stoned. Verra.
Duuuude. I'm glad you're home and okay.
Went to a wedding this weekend that was great. Had lovely time.
Came home and got hit hard with the real world. Anyone up for some smiting? Matt, care to make an arson run to Mississippi?
Aims - Oct 06, 2009 3:58:08 pm PDT #25482 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I could smite - whatcha got?
JZ - Oct 06, 2009 4:19:45 pm PDT #25483 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy birthday, Sail!
Matilda conversation just now:
Matilda: I don't want to help you! I want to pee on the potty!
Me: (God forbid we miss a chance to reinforce the potty) HEY THAT'S GREAT LET'S GO NOW GOOD JOB WANT SOME CHOCOLATE MILK?
Matilda: (silent sly look from the potty, then cracks up, then looks serious again) You wanna pee too, Mommy?
Me: No, thank you, not right now. I just went.
I pass a small amount of gas
Matilda: (very stern) Now, Mommy, you farted. And you DON'T SAY NO. 'Cause you farted.
Barb - Oct 06, 2009 4:43:43 pm PDT #25484 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
::giggles at Matilda::
And oddly, while it took me four tries to spell giggles, I got Matilda on the first try.
ChiKat - Oct 06, 2009 5:02:17 pm PDT #25485 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I could smite - whatcha got?
Don't want to really post it on the internets (prying eyes and all). Let's just say my little sister needs her ex to be seriously smited. And flayed.
Cashmere - Oct 06, 2009 5:17:03 pm PDT #25486 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Oh, JZ, I am right there with you. That same conversation happened to us this week. Only with Liv asking me to sit on her incredibly tiny potty seat with my giant, adult-sized ass.
askye - Oct 06, 2009 5:33:09 pm PDT #25487 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Giggles at Matilda.
I'm posting before I go take a hot shower and collapse into bed post kickboxing. I made a mistake, nothign huge, but we started off with jabs and we were supposed to just switch sides when we were ready. I didn't realize this and did all the jabbing on my right and not my left. My right shoulder is going to be killer.
But I had a lot of fun.
Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2009 5:47:14 pm PDT #25488 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAIL!!!!!!!!!