Sure, maybe some shy glances and footsie, but that's it.
Come on - you're saying they never ever hit the pub, get shitfaced and start to wonder... what it's like?
Joyce: You don't think it's too obvious? I think I look like I have a cat on my head. Buffy: But a very well groomed cat. Joyce: Well that's a comfort.
'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 6:12:15 pm PDT #25013 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 6:16:27 pm PDT #25014 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
...or maybe they think, "OK, so we can't eat the Hobbits...."
(Disclaimer. Not Merry and Pippin. Some other Hobbits no one's ever heard of.)
DavidS - Oct 01, 2009 6:18:33 pm PDT #25015 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Come on - you're saying they never ever hit the pub, get shitfaced and start to wonder... what it's like?
I expect shitfaced orcs sublimate their sexual urges into acts of random cannibalism. A little ear nibble and then...lobe-chomp!
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2009 6:20:12 pm PDT #25016 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.
Except for Sam and Frodo.
In movie!Middle Earth Aragorn and Legolas are totally getting it on. In book!Middle Earth Legolas and Gimli are an item.
maybe some shy glances and footsie, but that's it.
Lurtz makes shy glances at no one. But he's Uruk Hai. It's the Uruk Hai that are born at Mordor--a special breed of Saruman's. Garden variety orcs are corrupted elves.
tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 6:21:45 pm PDT #25017 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Quick - someone ask StuntHusband if Orcs have sex....
eta: That didn't look right....
Dana - Oct 01, 2009 6:22:16 pm PDT #25018 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
StuntHusband was calling us self-righteous and threatening to slap us last time he was around, so...
Barb - Oct 01, 2009 6:51:26 pm PDT #25019 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Sure, maybe some shy glances and footsie, but that's it.
ew
WindSparrow - Oct 01, 2009 7:17:27 pm PDT #25020 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
It's the Uruk Hai that are born at Mordor--a special breed of Saruman's.
This statement makes the baby Sauron cry. Also, probably will make SH's brains liquify and drain out his ears.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2009 7:28:48 pm PDT #25021 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This statement makes the baby Sauron cry. Also, probably will make SH's brains liquify and drain out his ears.
Still talking movie--it's the only place Lurtz shows up.
Hil R. - Oct 01, 2009 7:41:13 pm PDT #25022 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My ankle hurts, but I don't want to take the Tylenol 3 because I don't want more dizziness. I've got PT tomorrow, and I'm pretty sure that, after that, pain will win out over dizzy and I'll take it.
I honestly can't remember the last time that nothing hurt.