Come on - you're saying they never ever hit the pub, get shitfaced and start to wonder... what it's like?
I expect shitfaced orcs sublimate their sexual urges into acts of random cannibalism. A little ear nibble and then...lobe-chomp!
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Oct 01, 2009 6:18:33 pm PDT #25015 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2009 6:20:12 pm PDT #25016 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.
Except for Sam and Frodo.
In movie!Middle Earth Aragorn and Legolas are totally getting it on. In book!Middle Earth Legolas and Gimli are an item.
maybe some shy glances and footsie, but that's it.
Lurtz makes shy glances at no one. But he's Uruk Hai. It's the Uruk Hai that are born at Mordor--a special breed of Saruman's. Garden variety orcs are corrupted elves.
tommyrot - Oct 01, 2009 6:21:45 pm PDT #25017 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Quick - someone ask StuntHusband if Orcs have sex....
eta: That didn't look right....
Dana - Oct 01, 2009 6:22:16 pm PDT #25018 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
StuntHusband was calling us self-righteous and threatening to slap us last time he was around, so...
Barb - Oct 01, 2009 6:51:26 pm PDT #25019 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Sure, maybe some shy glances and footsie, but that's it.
ew
WindSparrow - Oct 01, 2009 7:17:27 pm PDT #25020 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
It's the Uruk Hai that are born at Mordor--a special breed of Saruman's.
This statement makes the baby Sauron cry. Also, probably will make SH's brains liquify and drain out his ears.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2009 7:28:48 pm PDT #25021 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This statement makes the baby Sauron cry. Also, probably will make SH's brains liquify and drain out his ears.
Still talking movie--it's the only place Lurtz shows up.
Hil R. - Oct 01, 2009 7:41:13 pm PDT #25022 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My ankle hurts, but I don't want to take the Tylenol 3 because I don't want more dizziness. I've got PT tomorrow, and I'm pretty sure that, after that, pain will win out over dizzy and I'll take it.
I honestly can't remember the last time that nothing hurt.
omnis_audis - Oct 01, 2009 9:37:13 pm PDT #25023 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Wow, there was a lot of talking today.
{{{ Shir }}} for you and your family. And TONS of healing~ma for your sister.
Jilli, Part of me thinks you should interview for your old job, see if they reinstate it. But, I highly doubt they will, and it would be rather awkward, I'm guessing. Tons of Job~ma that the other, better paying position pans out!
My niece is bi-polar. Been a handful since my sister & BIL adopted her, about 4 years now. Seems Taekwondo is really helping her out mentally. Maybe it's reaching a new level of maturity (9ish), and just happens to coincide with the Taekwondo. I dunno.
omnis_audis - Oct 01, 2009 10:25:06 pm PDT #25024 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
blech! Ugg. Listening to my BIL about workout advice. He said to drink one of these protein shakes before going to bed, the protein burns fat while you sleep. Hey, who doesn't like that notion. Blech. Tastes nasty. Only drank half the bottle.