Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The Boy is right because there is NO SEX in Middle Earth.
Except for Sam and Frodo.
In movie!Middle Earth Aragorn and Legolas are totally getting it on. In book!Middle Earth Legolas and Gimli are an item.
maybe some shy glances and footsie, but that's it.
Lurtz makes shy glances at no one. But he's Uruk Hai. It's the Uruk Hai that are born at Mordor--a special breed of Saruman's. Garden variety orcs are corrupted elves.
Quick - someone ask StuntHusband if Orcs have sex....
eta: That didn't look right....
StuntHusband was calling us self-righteous and threatening to slap us last time he was around, so...
Sure, maybe some shy glances and footsie, but that's it.
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It's the Uruk Hai that are born at Mordor--a special breed of Saruman's.
This statement makes the baby Sauron cry. Also, probably will make SH's brains liquify and drain out his ears.
This statement makes the baby Sauron cry. Also, probably will make SH's brains liquify and drain out his ears.
Still talking movie--it's the only place Lurtz shows up.
My ankle hurts, but I don't want to take the Tylenol 3 because I don't want more dizziness. I've got PT tomorrow, and I'm pretty sure that, after that, pain will win out over dizzy and I'll take it.
I honestly can't remember the last time that nothing hurt.
Wow, there was a lot of talking today.
{{{ Shir }}} for you and your family. And TONS of healing~ma for your sister.
Jilli, Part of me thinks you should interview for your old job, see if they reinstate it. But, I highly doubt they will, and it would be rather awkward, I'm guessing. Tons of Job~ma that the other, better paying position pans out!
My niece is bi-polar. Been a handful since my sister & BIL adopted her, about 4 years now. Seems Taekwondo is really helping her out mentally. Maybe it's reaching a new level of maturity (9ish), and just happens to coincide with the Taekwondo. I dunno.
blech! Ugg. Listening to my BIL about workout advice. He said to drink one of these protein shakes before going to bed, the protein burns fat while you sleep. Hey, who doesn't like that notion. Blech. Tastes nasty. Only drank half the bottle.
I am quite disturbed by the talk of Orcs getting drunk and getting it on.
I still say that Eomer is the ideal guy--he'll leave a girl happy after a night in the sack.
Eowyn. My ideal woman. It's all the going-into-battle-while-remaining-lovely stuff.
Shir, health~ma for your sister. I hope she's better really soon.
Hil, I hope the dizziness calms down. Sometimes side effects ease off after you get more used to the medication. I was mega-dizzy on pregabalin (my miracle drug) for about a week, and then I was fine. Anyway, no-side-effects~ma, in the hope that codeine stays useful for you.
Aims, poor you with the twenty girl-scouts - that sounds a bit stressful. The Girl was a girl guide (our equivalent) assistant leader for a short time, but she wasn't really needed, so she stopped. Her girls were fairly calm, from what I am given to understand. Yours sound... less so.
Kickboxing was so much fun! And I'm, apparently a natural! And the instructor I was working with is a Buffy fan and a Star Trek fan (he mocked Kirk's punching technique)!
Heh. That's really cool. Oh, and thanks for sharing your bipolar story, askye. There's a lot in common with my experiences there. Always helps to know you're not alone in these things.
