Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Sep 25, 2009 5:15:21 am PDT #24344 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, would you please tape the conversation you have with your web designer for our amusement? Pretty please? I'm sorry you have to go to the Board meeting without the new design.

ha! It's fine. I have actually done a lot of stuff, so it's not like I have nothing to present, but since I showed them a draft design last time, it would have been nice to have a finished product. They may not even ask about it.


ChiKat - Sep 25, 2009 5:18:42 am PDT #24345 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{{Fred Pete}}} I am so so sorry.

All kinds of ~ma to you and your dad, omnis.


Fred Pete - Sep 25, 2009 5:21:33 am PDT #24346 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Punctuation for those that need it.

September can't end too soon.


WindSparrow - Sep 25, 2009 5:22:43 am PDT #24347 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

{{{{{{Seska&TheGirl&family}}}}}} Girl, I think it would be awesome if you did stop by here. You are welcome here.

{{{{FredPete}}}}} I'm sorry Rigatoni didn't make it. He had a great life with you, and he will be missed.


erikaj - Sep 25, 2009 5:38:42 am PDT #24348 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

erikaj - Sep 25, 2009 5:38:42 am PDT #24349 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

what she said.


Cass - Sep 25, 2009 5:43:11 am PDT #24350 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am so sorry, Fred. But going out knowing you are loved is wonderful.

One of my friends on facebook linked to this photo, and I thought y'all would appreciate it.

That was really funny.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 25, 2009 5:49:10 am PDT #24351 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Vortex, that's irritating as hell. People not doing their jobs when you're relying on them: frustrating.

I just... I am sitting here shaking my head because I don't understand that kind of lack of empathy for your own child.

You know, until recently I was mega-angry about it, a lot of the time. Just recently I started to realise that most people are not malicious, and that parents usually want what's best for their child - even if they get that wrong a lot. Right now, particularly, I will do whatever's most helpful for them. That has to be more constructive than adding to their stress, right?

Girl, I think it would be awesome if you did stop by here. You are welcome here.

Heh. She might, she might not. She's a funny one. But she loves that there are a huge number of people, particularly former Bronzers and other fandom types, who know her even though she doesn't know them. It's a fun thing.

Lots of peaceful thoughts for you, Fred Pete.

Edit: Cross-post from somewhere else, but I'm still laughing about it. A little girl just ran through the cafe in the direction of the toilet, shouting "I need a pooooooooooooo!"


Vortex - Sep 25, 2009 5:54:36 am PDT #24352 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A little girl just ran through the cafe in the direction of the toilet, shouting "I need a pooooooooooooo!"

well, at least she's honest about it. I would totally let her cut in front of me.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Sep 25, 2009 5:57:49 am PDT #24353 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I would totally let her cut in front of me.

Yeah, you can't argue with that.