Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Sep 17, 2009 12:58:23 pm PDT #23591 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Kitty health~ma for Rigatoni.

Aims that sucks she said that at work, it was totally unprofessionally.

I got my hair cut yesterday! Pictures -- [link] (actually a video)

[link]

And my kitties -- [link]

Also Dr. Phil is on right now and he's "Live in NYC" and there was a woman asking for relationship advice and he says (and I paraphrase) "you are independent, competent,financially secure and have a career of course you don't have a man you don't have needs. You need to do something to show a man you need him and he can provide something for you."

If I was there and heard that I may have thrown a shoe at him.


erin_obscure - Sep 17, 2009 12:59:57 pm PDT #23592 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Feeling hungry? Want to not be anymore? The first page of this site kinda made me never want to eat again. (Warning, later pages have some items that actually look rather nummy.)

[link]

eta: NSFW if you work at weight watchers


Polter-Cow - Sep 17, 2009 1:00:11 pm PDT #23593 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My mom's new plan to find me a wife is for me to fast for 21 Tuesdays. "I know you don't want to," she said, "but...you're going to have to."

If she could do it, she would, but I don't know what good my fasting will do if I don't believe in it. My first inclination is not to do it, but it could be a fun experiment. I also can't eat meat, though, and most of the dinners I can make easily involve meat.


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2009 1:00:42 pm PDT #23594 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also Dr. Phil is on right now and he's "Live in NYC" and there was a woman asking for relationship advice and he says (and I paraphrase) "you are independent, competent,financially secure and have a career of course you don't have a man you don't have needs. You need to do something to show a man you need him and he can provide something for you."

I don't like Dr. Phil. I'm going to take a stand and say he's not good.

Actually, I know lots of people don't like him, but this is the first specific example of something suckworthy he's said that I've heard.


erin_obscure - Sep 17, 2009 1:01:29 pm PDT #23595 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Huh, does tuesday fasting have some sort of religious import or she just trying to make you miserable in a new and inventive way?


sj - Sep 17, 2009 1:02:03 pm PDT #23596 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

askye, pretty hair!


Polter-Cow - Sep 17, 2009 1:08:14 pm PDT #23597 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Huh, does tuesday fasting have some sort of religious import

Presumably, yes.

she just trying to make you miserable in a new and inventive way?

Heh. She really does have the best intentions.


Barb - Sep 17, 2009 1:38:56 pm PDT #23598 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Heh. She really does have the best intentions.

To make you miserable in new and inventive ways.

Okay, probably not, but seriously. Don't you think if she expects you to do this, she should at least provide explanation as to why?

(I offer knowing damned well that if it was my mother, the best I'd probably get is either "Because," or a "You wouldn't understand...")


Ginger - Sep 17, 2009 1:48:51 pm PDT #23599 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

She really does have the best intentions.

I have said many times that I don't want my epitaph to be "She meant well."


-t - Sep 17, 2009 1:50:06 pm PDT #23600 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't know what good my fasting will do if I don't believe in it.

Belief is not always required. I'm not saying you should do it, but whether you believe in it might not matter to your mother as much as whether you do it. If she believes in it, that belief may not require your belief.