Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
but dammit, I'm human and sometimes, I just want to say rude shit back to people who say rude things first.
You want to be Larry David! A plan I fully endorse, BTW. That is why I find Curb Your Enthusiasm so enjoyable. Larry does/says the shit we all deep down want to do/say. So satisfying.
Sometimes Ari Gold does too, but I don't want to abuse Lloyd.
Kitty health~ma for Rigatoni.
Aims that sucks she said that at work, it was totally unprofessionally.
I got my hair cut yesterday! Pictures -- [link] (actually a video)
And my kitties -- [link]
Also Dr. Phil is on right now and he's "Live in NYC" and there was a woman asking for relationship advice and he says (and I paraphrase) "you are independent, competent,financially secure and have a career of course you don't have a man you don't have needs. You need to do something to show a man you need him and he can provide something for you."
If I was there and heard that I may have thrown a shoe at him.
Feeling hungry? Want to not be anymore? The first page of this site kinda made me never want to eat again. (Warning, later pages have some items that actually look rather nummy.)
eta: NSFW if you work at weight watchers
My mom's new plan to find me a wife is for me to fast for 21 Tuesdays. "I know you don't want to," she said, "but...you're going to have to."
If she could do it, she would, but I don't know what good my fasting will do if I don't believe in it. My first inclination is not to do it, but it could be a fun experiment. I also can't eat meat, though, and most of the dinners I can make easily involve meat.
Also Dr. Phil is on right now and he's "Live in NYC" and there was a woman asking for relationship advice and he says (and I paraphrase) "you are independent, competent,financially secure and have a career of course you don't have a man you don't have needs. You need to do something to show a man you need him and he can provide something for you."
I don't like Dr. Phil. I'm going to take a stand and say he's not good.
Actually, I know lots of people don't like him, but this is the first specific example of something suckworthy he's said that I've heard.
Huh, does tuesday fasting have some sort of religious import or she just trying to make you miserable in a new and inventive way?
askye, pretty hair!
Huh, does tuesday fasting have some sort of religious import
Presumably, yes.
she just trying to make you miserable in a new and inventive way?
Heh. She really does have the best intentions.
Heh. She really does have the best intentions.
To make you miserable in new and inventive ways.
Okay, probably not, but seriously. Don't you think if she expects you to do this, she should at least provide explanation as to why?
(I offer knowing damned well that if it was my mother, the best I'd probably get is either "Because," or a "You wouldn't understand...")