Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Sep 17, 2009 11:36:42 am PDT #23583 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I hate that kind of attitude. And it's so transparent. It's that mean girl, "I'm going to keep you on shaky ground so I feel more stable" crap.


Aims - Sep 17, 2009 11:38:13 am PDT #23584 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, her boss turned it into a funny, parrying-banter type thing when BossLady stood up and yelled, "OH SNAP!" and started laughing. Then co-worker started laughing, and me and the person I was helping started laughing and then co-worker came over, lifted the back of her shirt and said, "I have NO ASS! I wish it were big!" and it was fine, but fuck I wish I could control my mouth sometimes. And I also wish I felt worse about it than I do, because it was a sucky thing to say and two wrongs don't make a right, but dammit, I have the right to not have something I have no control over not be insulted, too.

I'm really not trying to be right in this, or even justified really, but dammit, I'm human and sometimes, I just want to say rude shit back to people who say rude things first.


brenda m - Sep 17, 2009 11:39:53 am PDT #23585 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I agree you shouldn't have said it but you were still totally justified.

I also think you should have some SAmmmm.....BOOOOOOOO....ca!"


Trudy Booth - Sep 17, 2009 11:40:25 am PDT #23586 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

and two wrongs don't make a right

well, sometimes they do...


Vortex - Sep 17, 2009 11:45:31 am PDT #23587 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, her boss turned it into a funny, parrying-banter type thing when BossLady stood up and yelled, "OH SNAP!" and started laughing.

that says to me that her boss totally knew what was up, but didn't want to start anything, so she handled it like a joke.


-t - Sep 17, 2009 11:47:45 am PDT #23588 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yeah, good job boss of Aim's obnoxious co-worker. Sorry you feel bad, Aims. It's hard to be gracious and polite when faced with unremitting onslaught of the opposite.


Glamcookie - Sep 17, 2009 12:13:22 pm PDT #23589 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

but dammit, I'm human and sometimes, I just want to say rude shit back to people who say rude things first.

You want to be Larry David! A plan I fully endorse, BTW. That is why I find Curb Your Enthusiasm so enjoyable. Larry does/says the shit we all deep down want to do/say. So satisfying.


erikaj - Sep 17, 2009 12:15:41 pm PDT #23590 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Sometimes Ari Gold does too, but I don't want to abuse Lloyd.


askye - Sep 17, 2009 12:58:23 pm PDT #23591 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Kitty health~ma for Rigatoni.

Aims that sucks she said that at work, it was totally unprofessionally.

I got my hair cut yesterday! Pictures -- [link] (actually a video)

[link]

And my kitties -- [link]

Also Dr. Phil is on right now and he's "Live in NYC" and there was a woman asking for relationship advice and he says (and I paraphrase) "you are independent, competent,financially secure and have a career of course you don't have a man you don't have needs. You need to do something to show a man you need him and he can provide something for you."

If I was there and heard that I may have thrown a shoe at him.


erin_obscure - Sep 17, 2009 12:59:57 pm PDT #23592 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Feeling hungry? Want to not be anymore? The first page of this site kinda made me never want to eat again. (Warning, later pages have some items that actually look rather nummy.)

[link]

eta: NSFW if you work at weight watchers