No, you can't leave.
Actually, I think you totally should, but I'm willing to play the role of "someone [who] is wrong on the internet" so that you have an excuse to go engage in battle right now and therefore have to leave the meeting.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Sep 09, 2009 12:38:44 pm PDT #22439 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 12:40:55 pm PDT #22440 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
The Internet needs a "Day Without Being Wrong".
Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2009 12:41:45 pm PDT #22441 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The Internet needs a "Day Without Being Wrong".
Also known as "The Day the Internet Died."
amych - Sep 09, 2009 12:42:05 pm PDT #22442 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The Internet needs a "Day Without Being Wrong".
I could use one of those myself.
Zenkitty - Sep 09, 2009 12:53:27 pm PDT #22443 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I read an article recently in some sciency magazine about a study that found mosquitoes were more likely to *avoid* stressed-out people. Theory is that something in the chemical signature of people under stress resembles disease, but I can't figure why a mosquito would care if a person were sick or not. I'm type O neg, and for most of my life mosquitoes ignored me. This summer, they love me. I guess I'm happier now?
Laga - Sep 09, 2009 12:55:40 pm PDT #22444 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
What does it mean that I found out today is "a day without cats" on i can has cheezeburger?
omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2009 12:58:21 pm PDT #22445 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
The head honcho just talked about our effort to integrate social networking sites and how "[marketing person] is twating to get our information out there". Yes, it did cause a long, large, group gafaw.
Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 12:59:37 pm PDT #22446 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
What does it mean that I found out today is "a day without cats" on i can has cheezeburger?
Obviously, they should have redirected traffic to I has a hotdog
Laga - Sep 09, 2009 1:03:28 pm PDT #22447 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
The head honcho just talked about our effort to integrate social networking sites and how "[marketing person] is twating to get our information out there". Yes, it did cause a long, large, group gafaw.
What, is twat the past tense of tweet?
Laura - Sep 09, 2009 1:15:00 pm PDT #22448 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Okay: Drink beer. Lots. Even if it doesn't keep the skeeters away, who gives a fuck? You've got beer!
Damn. That's where I messed up. Lots of garlic and spice in my diet, but I am a wino, so no beer.