Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2009 12:58:21 pm PDT #22445 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

The head honcho just talked about our effort to integrate social networking sites and how "[marketing person] is twating to get our information out there". Yes, it did cause a long, large, group gafaw.


Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 12:59:37 pm PDT #22446 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

What does it mean that I found out today is "a day without cats" on i can has cheezeburger?

Obviously, they should have redirected traffic to I has a hotdog


Laga - Sep 09, 2009 1:03:28 pm PDT #22447 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The head honcho just talked about our effort to integrate social networking sites and how "[marketing person] is twating to get our information out there". Yes, it did cause a long, large, group gafaw.

What, is twat the past tense of tweet?


Laura - Sep 09, 2009 1:15:00 pm PDT #22448 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Okay: Drink beer. Lots. Even if it doesn't keep the skeeters away, who gives a fuck? You've got beer!

Damn. That's where I messed up. Lots of garlic and spice in my diet, but I am a wino, so no beer.


Laga - Sep 09, 2009 1:26:24 pm PDT #22449 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I probably missed someone posting this already but just in case...

shh

This one's pretty good too. Rock Band.

one more


NoiseDesign - Sep 09, 2009 2:42:12 pm PDT #22450 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm in that mixed point in my head right now where part of me is going "Oh doG, how is in only Wednesday, it feels like it's been a month since Monday!" and "Holy shit! Tomorrow is Thursday, I have so much more stuff that needs to get done this week!"


Laga - Sep 09, 2009 3:00:22 pm PDT #22451 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I tried to come up with a joke about how mean ND's boss is but cleverness escapes me.

Today I discovered some asparagus I forgot was in the crisper and and I can't get the smell off my hands. Maybe that stuff we used to clean my sister's bong will work.


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2009 3:26:53 pm PDT #22452 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well, glad I didn't leave early. I won the raffle. An autograph poster from the band Fall Out Boy. Never heard of them. Anyone want it?

Rockband is assembled. Now I'm waiting for Obama to finish, before I play.


Miracleman - Sep 09, 2009 3:31:58 pm PDT #22453 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm all thrown off 'cause I didn't have school on Monday.

I was all "But...I did my homework, yes? Yes. Yes? Yes. Me sure? Sure. Yes. Yes? Yes. Let me just check. What day is it? Who am I? Where are my pants?"

And with the pants thing I was back on familiar territory and could relax.


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2009 3:33:23 pm PDT #22454 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

An autograph poster from the band Fall Out Boy. Never heard of them. Anyone want it?

Ahahahahaha!!! You need to mention that in the music thread, dude.

I'd say a few Buffistas have heard of them.