I read an article recently in some sciency magazine about a study that found mosquitoes were more likely to *avoid* stressed-out people. Theory is that something in the chemical signature of people under stress resembles disease, but I can't figure why a mosquito would care if a person were sick or not. I'm type O neg, and for most of my life mosquitoes ignored me. This summer, they love me. I guess I'm happier now?
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What does it mean that I found out today is "a day without cats" on i can has cheezeburger?
The head honcho just talked about our effort to integrate social networking sites and how "[marketing person] is twating to get our information out there". Yes, it did cause a long, large, group gafaw.
What does it mean that I found out today is "a day without cats" on i can has cheezeburger?
Obviously, they should have redirected traffic to I has a hotdog
The head honcho just talked about our effort to integrate social networking sites and how "[marketing person] is twating to get our information out there". Yes, it did cause a long, large, group gafaw.
What, is twat the past tense of tweet?
Okay: Drink beer. Lots. Even if it doesn't keep the skeeters away, who gives a fuck? You've got beer!
Damn. That's where I messed up. Lots of garlic and spice in my diet, but I am a wino, so no beer.
I probably missed someone posting this already but just in case...
This one's pretty good too. Rock Band.
I'm in that mixed point in my head right now where part of me is going "Oh doG, how is in only Wednesday, it feels like it's been a month since Monday!" and "Holy shit! Tomorrow is Thursday, I have so much more stuff that needs to get done this week!"
I tried to come up with a joke about how mean ND's boss is but cleverness escapes me.
Today I discovered some asparagus I forgot was in the crisper and and I can't get the smell off my hands. Maybe that stuff we used to clean my sister's bong will work.
Well, glad I didn't leave early. I won the raffle. An autograph poster from the band Fall Out Boy. Never heard of them. Anyone want it?
Rockband is assembled. Now I'm waiting for Obama to finish, before I play.