I am starting to feel very bad for one of our more annoying frequent fliers. He calls for an ambulance every day (sometimes twice) and every day (sometimes twice) goes to the hospital. I can't even wrap my head around that kind of ongoing bill. Now we're having to send police along with the ambulances because his neighs are threatening to hurt him if he calls for an ambulance again....so today he hobbled down the street to nearest mini mart and called from there to avoid reprisals. The guy is annoying, but he clearly has a serious problem that is not being treated.
What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Sep 09, 2009 12:34:25 pm PDT #22432 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Miracleman - Sep 09, 2009 12:34:36 pm PDT #22433 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Michigan skeeters are as big as Chinook helicopters.
Well, let's see...my blood type hasn't changed. If it isn't the spicy foods then it must be the beer.
Okay: Drink beer. Lots. Even if it doesn't keep the skeeters away, who gives a fuck? You've got beer!
Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 12:35:05 pm PDT #22434 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Does that mean I can leave early?
I say yes with all the authority conveyed by being "Some dude on the Internet".
Laga - Sep 09, 2009 12:35:08 pm PDT #22435 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Does that mean I can leave early?
yes, yes it does.
Miracleman - Sep 09, 2009 12:37:01 pm PDT #22436 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
omnis:
By all the power vested in me by my own IMMENSE ego, by all the arrogance of ME who should have all this arrogance because, hey! ME! I hereby declare that you shall be released from this and any and all meetings that hereby prohibit you from playing some game on some console, or whatever.
Tell your bureaucratic overlords THAT, and if they have a problem send them to me and I'll kick the shit out of them.
Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2009 12:37:29 pm PDT #22437 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm thinking about leaving in the next few.
The bad today: I'm having trouble getting stuff for online from another department causing a lot of last minute scrambling when we discover it.
The good today: I wrote a thing for our blog and it's up! You can see it on my FB profile, if you'd like!
Laga - Sep 09, 2009 12:38:07 pm PDT #22438 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Michigan and Wisconsin have a rivalry over who grows the biggest mosquitoes but I'm sure Assateague Island has them both beat.
amych - Sep 09, 2009 12:38:44 pm PDT #22439 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
No, you can't leave.
Actually, I think you totally should, but I'm willing to play the role of "someone [who] is wrong on the internet" so that you have an excuse to go engage in battle right now and therefore have to leave the meeting.
Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 12:40:55 pm PDT #22440 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
The Internet needs a "Day Without Being Wrong".
Daisy Jane - Sep 09, 2009 12:41:45 pm PDT #22441 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The Internet needs a "Day Without Being Wrong".
Also known as "The Day the Internet Died."