She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Sep 09, 2009 11:46:24 am PDT #22422 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Good for you, WindSparrow!

Laga, Left Behind is even more poorly written than Twilight, and (personally speaking) a gazillion times more annoying.


Laga - Sep 09, 2009 11:56:17 am PDT #22423 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm envious of Windsparrow's Nordic walking poles.


Laura - Sep 09, 2009 12:02:23 pm PDT #22424 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

all this time I thought I was imagining that the skeeters loved me and it turns out I'm their favorite blood type!

Nah, we are just particularly tasty morsels. DH and I both are O+ and they chew on me and ignore him.


Miracleman - Sep 09, 2009 12:24:03 pm PDT #22425 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Eat garlic and spicy foods. Works a treat, I swear. I still get bit occasionally by skeeters (living, as I do, in Mosquito Mecca...there's a "mosque" "mosquito" joke in there, but I can't quite reach it and it's probably more trouble than it's worth anyway...) but nowhere near as much as I did as a kid before I developed the love of garlic/hot sauce that I have today.


Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 12:28:29 pm PDT #22426 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

You could also inject 100% DEET into your veins*. Sure, it might kill you, but at least insects won't feast on your festering corpse.

  • The procedure is not endorsed by Gudanov, the FDA, or Major League Baseball.


Miracleman - Sep 09, 2009 12:29:03 pm PDT #22427 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Also, GOD! Am I a fucking horrible friend or what?!

All you Miracleborn Family (you know who you are) in SoCal...Jesus, I hope you make/made it safe through the fires.

What the hell? I move away and I suddenly forget the feeling of watching ash settle on my car like snow?

Agh.


Laga - Sep 09, 2009 12:30:42 pm PDT #22428 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Eat garlic and spicy foods.

Yeah, no. They still devoured me when I worked in the Spanish restaurant and ate alioli and romesco sauces on a regular basis. My solution was moving to California where the skeeters are rare and about 1/5 the size of the midwestern buggers. (that's not really why I moved to CA but it's nice to remind myself of the perks when I am missing Chitown.)


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2009 12:31:19 pm PDT #22429 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Meeting dragging on. Don't they know Beatle Rockband is in my car, waiting to go home and be played?!?!


Gudanov - Sep 09, 2009 12:32:16 pm PDT #22430 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Don't they know Beatle Rockband is in my car, waiting to go home and be played?!?!

Fools. You'll have to show them, show them all.


omnis_audis - Sep 09, 2009 12:33:30 pm PDT #22431 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Does that mean I can leave early? There is still one more hour to go!