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Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.

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Zenkitty - Sep 03, 2009 8:35:43 am PDT #21763 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I want a wife.

I hate to cook, I hate to clean, and I'm not any good at doing either one, anyway. I hate running errands and doing chores, and I work 12-14 hours most days; I'm too tired to do anything I don't absolutely have to do. I could support another person, if I saved the money I'm currently paying for cleaning service and take-out, and stopped buying shoes I don't need, I could afford food-n-stuff for another person. And I have a car that's paid off, too, in case they need a car. And a second bedroom, in case we don't want to sleep together. As long as they like cats and sci-fi, we'd be fine.

If my wife were a hot guy, that would be okay, too.

brenda m - Sep 03, 2009 8:36:04 am PDT #21764 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What would have happened if the owl flew away with the rings? A sign from God/Mother Nature not to get married?

Didn't we just establish yesterday that owls are untrustworthy?

Zenkitty - Sep 03, 2009 8:37:48 am PDT #21765 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Actually, I would love a wedding like that. Even the owl, if s/he were trustworthy.

tommyrot - Sep 03, 2009 8:38:58 am PDT #21766 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Didn't we just establish yesterday that owls are untrustworthy?

You're right! The owl would probably trade the rings for a Tootsie Pop.

Barb - Sep 03, 2009 8:45:07 am PDT #21767 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

Barb - [link]

Aw, Kathy Caskie's a sweetheart. Such a nice lady.

Vortex - Sep 03, 2009 8:46:08 am PDT #21768 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, so a friend/acquaintance of mine recently moved, I've been keeping up with her on facebook and her blog. I didn't know her terribly well (more of a work friend), but liked her. She's apparently pretty religious, which she talks about more in her blog than she does in person.

Today's blog was about how she and her husband had a difficult time with sex when they were first married. They were both virgins and ended up with a lot of baggage. Anyhoo, she ended up providing a link for other married couples having trouble. The link was to Christian Nymphos I just don't know what to say.

Jessica - Sep 03, 2009 8:47:09 am PDT #21769 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I should...probably not click that link at work. As curious as I am.

Frankenbuddha - Sep 03, 2009 8:49:26 am PDT #21770 of 30000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Didn't we just establish yesterday that owls are untrustworthy?

Indeed - the owls are not what they seem.

StuntHusband - Sep 03, 2009 8:54:25 am PDT #21771 of 30000

Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Indeed - the owls are not what they seem.

Was one of the reception foods garmonbozia?

(I used to have a green formica dining table, and we kept a can of generic creamed corn on it just cuz)

Liese S. - Sep 03, 2009 8:54:59 am PDT #21772 of 30000

"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Owls are a Navajo sign of death.

So, handy to have the major life events all tied up in one.

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