Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Oz ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Sep 03, 2009 8:46:08 am PDT #21768 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, so a friend/acquaintance of mine recently moved, I've been keeping up with her on facebook and her blog. I didn't know her terribly well (more of a work friend), but liked her. She's apparently pretty religious, which she talks about more in her blog than she does in person.

Today's blog was about how she and her husband had a difficult time with sex when they were first married. They were both virgins and ended up with a lot of baggage. Anyhoo, she ended up providing a link for other married couples having trouble. The link was to Christian Nymphos I just don't know what to say.


Jessica - Sep 03, 2009 8:47:09 am PDT #21769 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I should...probably not click that link at work. As curious as I am.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 03, 2009 8:49:26 am PDT #21770 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Didn't we just establish yesterday that owls are untrustworthy?

Indeed - the owls are not what they seem.


StuntHusband - Sep 03, 2009 8:54:25 am PDT #21771 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Indeed - the owls are not what they seem.

Was one of the reception foods garmonbozia?

(I used to have a green formica dining table, and we kept a can of generic creamed corn on it just cuz)


Liese S. - Sep 03, 2009 8:54:59 am PDT #21772 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Owls are a Navajo sign of death.

So, handy to have the major life events all tied up in one.


Zenkitty - Sep 03, 2009 8:57:46 am PDT #21773 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Always wise to check the symbolism.

SH, I don't get the formica and creamed corn. But I'm sure it's amusing. 'Splain?

Serious about the wife thing, yo.


Polter-Cow - Sep 03, 2009 9:07:20 am PDT #21774 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Indeed - the owls are not what they seem.

Ha, nice!! (I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE OWLS.)


Vortex - Sep 03, 2009 9:08:51 am PDT #21775 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I should...probably not click that link at work. As curious as I am.

It's technically work safe. There are no unsightly pictures or anything. However, the link tags include anal sex, masturbation, etc.


Trudy Booth - Sep 03, 2009 9:22:27 am PDT #21776 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.

Wait... does this mean you're smelling their brains?


Connie Neil - Sep 03, 2009 9:30:54 am PDT #21777 of 30000
brillig

I think the wedding sounds lovely.