Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Sep 03, 2009 8:57:46 am PDT #21773 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Always wise to check the symbolism.

SH, I don't get the formica and creamed corn. But I'm sure it's amusing. 'Splain?

Serious about the wife thing, yo.


Polter-Cow - Sep 03, 2009 9:07:20 am PDT #21774 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Indeed - the owls are not what they seem.

Ha, nice!! (I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE OWLS.)


Vortex - Sep 03, 2009 9:08:51 am PDT #21775 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I should...probably not click that link at work. As curious as I am.

It's technically work safe. There are no unsightly pictures or anything. However, the link tags include anal sex, masturbation, etc.


Trudy Booth - Sep 03, 2009 9:22:27 am PDT #21776 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.

Wait... does this mean you're smelling their brains?


Connie Neil - Sep 03, 2009 9:30:54 am PDT #21777 of 30000
brillig

I think the wedding sounds lovely.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 03, 2009 9:34:40 am PDT #21778 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE OWLS.

How's Annie?


ChiKat - Sep 03, 2009 9:37:35 am PDT #21779 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Barb, expect me around 7 with Jessica, 'kay? That sounds so very nummy.

I don't know if I'd want owls or bagpipers, but the rest sounds lovely.

I am feeling like poop on toast today. That stuff I was trying to ignore yesterday has reared its ugly head in a way that is now impossible to ignore.


StuntHusband - Sep 03, 2009 9:48:15 am PDT #21780 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

SH, I don't get the formica and creamed corn. But I'm sure it's amusing. 'Splain?

It's a terribly geeky reference to the whole "Twin Peaks" thing. The owls not being what they seem, and the Black Lodge (with the Man from Another Place, who dances and talks backwards)...and one of the things the Man says (while eating creamed corn in reverse) is "The table is formica, it's color is greeeeeeeeen".

The creamed corn he refers to as "garmonbozia - pain and sorrow". I used to look at cans of creamed corn and burst into fake tears; it amused my roommate, and perplexed the rest of the world.

My, I was a geeky 20-something.


tommyrot - Sep 03, 2009 9:51:07 am PDT #21781 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My, I was a geeky 20-something.

You certainly were, you freak. I limited myself to jokes about coffee, pie and owls. And David Bowie.


Stephanie - Sep 03, 2009 9:51:12 am PDT #21782 of 30000
Trust my rage

Hi Buffistas!

I'm sort of back online now that we've moved and are sort of settled into our new place. I'm currently bored - waiting for FedEx to deliver a very important package and unable to focus on anything else.

So what's been going on the last two months?