Maybe somebody we'll see Knut in a bikini doing the top 10 on Letterman.
Or shaving his head and beating on a car with a paparazzi's umbrella.
Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.
Spike ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Sep 03, 2009 5:11:23 am PDT #21724 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
billytea - Sep 03, 2009 5:15:27 am PDT #21725 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Breaking news of Ryan from Ryan news, where the news is all Ryan, all the time:
He rolled onto his side today for the first time. Poked his feet up in the air, then down to the side, taking the rest of him with them.
He now reacts to getting a kiss on the cheek with wide-eyed, wide-mouthed delight. As if I needed additional incentive. Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.
DebetEsse - Sep 03, 2009 5:29:18 am PDT #21726 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Sorry to post and run yesterday. I lost Internet at the theatre, and then I had a meeting, and then I slept, and then I had a meeting (7 AM. What's up with that?), and now I am tired, but here.
Hooray for Ryan rolling!
tommyrot - Sep 03, 2009 5:31:03 am PDT #21727 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.
Heh. Not quite to evil overlord status, but getting there. The caption could be: "Soon I'll control everything. My wish is your -- ooh, shiny!"
Trudy Booth - Sep 03, 2009 5:44:14 am PDT #21728 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Empress, maybe you need a poodle: [link]
Nora Deirdre - Sep 03, 2009 6:05:30 am PDT #21729 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Is it crazy to be looking at jobs in Northern CA? I haz the wanderlust today.
Cashmere - Sep 03, 2009 6:07:30 am PDT #21730 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.
That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.
Connie Neil - Sep 03, 2009 6:11:58 am PDT #21731 of 30000
brillig
Have you seen him?
I squeed outloud, and my supervisor actually turned around to look. Fortunately he has a three-week-old daughter, so he can appreciate Distilled Adorableness.
billytea - Sep 03, 2009 6:13:07 am PDT #21732 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.
So true. Babies are positively Manichaean in the polarity of their smell-producing capacity.
brenda m - Sep 03, 2009 6:17:09 am PDT #21733 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.
Oh my lord, bt. I had no idea what I was getting myself into clicking that link. That is some seriously cute baby.
Empress, maybe you need a poodle: [link]
This one though, I was literally saying, out loud "please be a poodled shaved to look like a camel, please be a poodle shaved to look like a camel." Fortunately I'm working from home today.