It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 03, 2009 6:05:30 am PDT #21729 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Is it crazy to be looking at jobs in Northern CA? I haz the wanderlust today.


Cashmere - Sep 03, 2009 6:07:30 am PDT #21730 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.

That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.


Connie Neil - Sep 03, 2009 6:11:58 am PDT #21731 of 30000
brillig

Have you seen him?

I squeed outloud, and my supervisor actually turned around to look. Fortunately he has a three-week-old daughter, so he can appreciate Distilled Adorableness.


billytea - Sep 03, 2009 6:13:07 am PDT #21732 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.

So true. Babies are positively Manichaean in the polarity of their smell-producing capacity.


brenda m - Sep 03, 2009 6:17:09 am PDT #21733 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.

Oh my lord, bt. I had no idea what I was getting myself into clicking that link. That is some seriously cute baby.

Empress, maybe you need a poodle: [link]

This one though, I was literally saying, out loud "please be a poodled shaved to look like a camel, please be a poodle shaved to look like a camel." Fortunately I'm working from home today.


Calli - Sep 03, 2009 6:18:22 am PDT #21734 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Ryan is very, very adorable. I think you distilled adorableness from a dozen or so otters and bathe him in it every night.

I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot.

Yeah, I've never really gotten that. I've sniffed wee infants and gotten a whiff of baby that needs changing or baby that doesn't need changing, yet. Meh.

Which doesn't detract from the overwhelming adorableness of Ryan.


Barb - Sep 03, 2009 6:18:23 am PDT #21735 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Is it crazy to be looking at jobs in Northern CA? I haz the wanderlust today.

Nope. We want out so bad, we've been looking everywhere. (Within the continental U.S., at any rate.)


Barb - Sep 03, 2009 6:19:49 am PDT #21736 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

bt, that baby needs to come with a warning from the Surgeon General's office. That much cutitude has to be lethal in many countries.


Laura - Sep 03, 2009 6:20:55 am PDT #21737 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Rolling Ryan! You know this leads to Running Ryan.


Calli - Sep 03, 2009 6:22:11 am PDT #21738 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You know this leads to Running Ryan.

Also climbing Ryan. Possibly rappelling Ryan, given time and inclination (and tall things from which to rappel).