Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Sep 03, 2009 5:31:03 am PDT #21727 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.

Heh. Not quite to evil overlord status, but getting there. The caption could be: "Soon I'll control everything. My wish is your -- ooh, shiny!"


Trudy Booth - Sep 03, 2009 5:44:14 am PDT #21728 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Empress, maybe you need a poodle: [link]


Nora Deirdre - Sep 03, 2009 6:05:30 am PDT #21729 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Is it crazy to be looking at jobs in Northern CA? I haz the wanderlust today.


Cashmere - Sep 03, 2009 6:07:30 am PDT #21730 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.

That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.


Connie Neil - Sep 03, 2009 6:11:58 am PDT #21731 of 30000
brillig

Have you seen him?

I squeed outloud, and my supervisor actually turned around to look. Fortunately he has a three-week-old daughter, so he can appreciate Distilled Adorableness.


billytea - Sep 03, 2009 6:13:07 am PDT #21732 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That is one gorgeous baby head. I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot. Baby head smell is AWESOME.

So true. Babies are positively Manichaean in the polarity of their smell-producing capacity.


brenda m - Sep 03, 2009 6:17:09 am PDT #21733 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Have you seen him? [link] I mean, really.

Oh my lord, bt. I had no idea what I was getting myself into clicking that link. That is some seriously cute baby.

Empress, maybe you need a poodle: [link]

This one though, I was literally saying, out loud "please be a poodled shaved to look like a camel, please be a poodle shaved to look like a camel." Fortunately I'm working from home today.


Calli - Sep 03, 2009 6:18:22 am PDT #21734 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Ryan is very, very adorable. I think you distilled adorableness from a dozen or so otters and bathe him in it every night.

I think everyone should take a moment to stop and smell the soft spot.

Yeah, I've never really gotten that. I've sniffed wee infants and gotten a whiff of baby that needs changing or baby that doesn't need changing, yet. Meh.

Which doesn't detract from the overwhelming adorableness of Ryan.


Barb - Sep 03, 2009 6:18:23 am PDT #21735 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Is it crazy to be looking at jobs in Northern CA? I haz the wanderlust today.

Nope. We want out so bad, we've been looking everywhere. (Within the continental U.S., at any rate.)


Barb - Sep 03, 2009 6:19:49 am PDT #21736 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

bt, that baby needs to come with a warning from the Surgeon General's office. That much cutitude has to be lethal in many countries.