Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2009 7:18:37 am PDT #21614 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What an entitled little twitwaffle.

I love the term twitwaffle. It sounds like something you could order at a trendy cafe: "I'll have the twitwaffles with the wankersyrup-"

OK, I'm not going any further with this....


DavidS - Sep 02, 2009 7:20:50 am PDT #21615 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

OK, I'm not going any further with this....

Surely the Devon cream is coming...


Barb - Sep 02, 2009 7:27:41 am PDT #21616 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Is it so wrong of me to laugh at him and think about how (the way the legal job market is these days) he'll have significant debt and no job, while I'll still have mine?

That's not evil. That's the truth.

Okay, it's a little evil. But deliciously and rightfully so.


Laura - Sep 02, 2009 7:33:39 am PDT #21617 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Anybody else have The Crushes That Never Die?

Oh yeah. And one is a boyfriend from 40 years ago. What different path might have been taken...

twitwaffle! Love it.


smonster - Sep 02, 2009 7:38:21 am PDT #21618 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Go you, Sparky. That reminds me of something that happened to me while working a back-to-school event last week. A student threw a can in a cardboard recycling cart.

Me: That's for cardboard only. The recycling bin for cans is over there.

Student ignores me for several seconds, his friend sniggers.

Me: Someone will just have to sort it out later, SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND...

Student finally gets can out, without looking at me, while friend continues to snigger.

Who knows what he did with it after he walked away.

Recycling is the only thing I will actually get confrontational about.


Hil R. - Sep 02, 2009 7:39:19 am PDT #21619 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm a little worried about taking acetominephen and aleve together. Thoughts?

I take them together all the time, with doctor approval. Just make sure you don't go above the recommended dose of the acetominephen.


javachik - Sep 02, 2009 7:39:38 am PDT #21620 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Recycling is the only thing I will actually get confrontational about.

I am that way about littering, too.


smonster - Sep 02, 2009 7:41:37 am PDT #21621 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I am that way about littering, too.

Omigosh, littering chaps my ass. My neighborhood is really bad about it, too.


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2009 7:45:16 am PDT #21622 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Omigosh, littering chaps my ass

::sits with smonster::

I'm always shocked when I see people litter. I just can't believe people actually do that, but I shouldn't be since whenever we hike we always carry out extra trash to leave things better than we found them as a rule.

ION: My nanny came this morning with some brand new cute clothes for my girl. They were not from the nanny, but from the family she used to work for (that has two boys). Apparently, the mom just couldn't resist buying girl clothes, and my daughter was her excuse.


Laura - Sep 02, 2009 7:49:34 am PDT #21623 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Littering brings out the road rage in DH. His sister tossed something out the window when we were following her and he made her drive back and pick it up. (bossy big brother) I get a bit crazed when we are on high drought alert and people toss lit cigarettes out the window.

The boys are very good about recycling and litter. They learned early on that I have zero tolerance.