Prepare the duck smasher!!1!
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Stoopid ducks should go pick on someone else for a while.
I personally like to accelerate the ducks to the speed of light and slam them into other ducks so I can measure what strange new duck particles are created in the resulting explosion.
In this manner I hope to discern the beginning of ducks.
It's petty and wrong of me to take so much delight in seeing my sister, and oldest brother, both of whom used to not only be skinny but make fun of my pudge, wearing double chins, isn't it?
No!
One of the merriest parts of Christmas this year was my Sister and some old friends and me sitting around talking about how Mary C_______ had gotten fat. None of us had friended her (since she is no doubt still evil) but we had all seen her Facebook picture.
Basically, you sneer and call me fat for a decade plus don't expect me to be gracious behind your back when you show up with batwings.
In this manner I hope to discern the beginning of ducks.
With a powerful enough duck accelerator you'll be able to finally tell if the duck or the egg came first.
My neighbors need to stop screaming at each other now if they don't want another visit by the police.
Duck press.
Then we can make crispy duck.
And nibble the ducks that have been nibbling at Aims.
(And I nearly typed "nibble the dicks" which-- of course-- completely different connotation.)
One of the merriest parts of Christmas this year was my Sister and some old friends and me sitting around talking about how Mary C_______ had gotten fat.
Yeah, that's one of the upsides to growing up as the fat kid. I can go to reunions without worrying about people seeing major changes. (Although my hair's way better these days.)
I am excited because I just finished the cover for the CD that I am burning for BFF for the 20th anniversary of our meeting (it was the first day of college, so it's not like I'm all stalkery, I found it online), which is Wednesday. Said cover looks very cool. It's pictures of the dorms we lived in with "20" superimposed over the top.
One of the merriest parts of Christmas this year was my Sister and some old friends and me sitting around talking about how Mary C_______ had gotten fat.
My version of this is to gossip with T about the girls who always had boyfriends in high school and how many of them are married to assholes, while I have TCG and T has her fiance. In many cases, they are married to the guys we went to HS with.