I personally like to accelerate the ducks to the speed of light and slam them into other ducks so I can measure what strange new duck particles are created in the resulting explosion.
In this manner I hope to discern the beginning of ducks.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Aug 24, 2009 11:46:22 am PDT #20563 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Trudy Booth - Aug 24, 2009 11:49:04 am PDT #20564 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It's petty and wrong of me to take so much delight in seeing my sister, and oldest brother, both of whom used to not only be skinny but make fun of my pudge, wearing double chins, isn't it?
No!
One of the merriest parts of Christmas this year was my Sister and some old friends and me sitting around talking about how Mary C_______ had gotten fat. None of us had friended her (since she is no doubt still evil) but we had all seen her Facebook picture.
Basically, you sneer and call me fat for a decade plus don't expect me to be gracious behind your back when you show up with batwings.
Gudanov - Aug 24, 2009 11:49:19 am PDT #20565 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
In this manner I hope to discern the beginning of ducks.
With a powerful enough duck accelerator you'll be able to finally tell if the duck or the egg came first.
sj - Aug 24, 2009 11:56:09 am PDT #20566 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
My neighbors need to stop screaming at each other now if they don't want another visit by the police.
Barb - Aug 24, 2009 11:57:28 am PDT #20567 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Duck press.
Then we can make crispy duck.
And nibble the ducks that have been nibbling at Aims.
(And I nearly typed "nibble the dicks" which-- of course-- completely different connotation.)
Calli - Aug 24, 2009 11:59:57 am PDT #20568 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
One of the merriest parts of Christmas this year was my Sister and some old friends and me sitting around talking about how Mary C_______ had gotten fat.
Yeah, that's one of the upsides to growing up as the fat kid. I can go to reunions without worrying about people seeing major changes. (Although my hair's way better these days.)
Vortex - Aug 24, 2009 12:02:24 pm PDT #20569 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I am excited because I just finished the cover for the CD that I am burning for BFF for the 20th anniversary of our meeting (it was the first day of college, so it's not like I'm all stalkery, I found it online), which is Wednesday. Said cover looks very cool. It's pictures of the dorms we lived in with "20" superimposed over the top.
sj - Aug 24, 2009 12:04:18 pm PDT #20570 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
One of the merriest parts of Christmas this year was my Sister and some old friends and me sitting around talking about how Mary C_______ had gotten fat.
My version of this is to gossip with T about the girls who always had boyfriends in high school and how many of them are married to assholes, while I have TCG and T has her fiance. In many cases, they are married to the guys we went to HS with.
-t - Aug 24, 2009 12:09:14 pm PDT #20571 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
And nibble the ducks that have been nibbling at Aims.
I endorse this plan. Mmmm, duck.
I think I might go to my 20th college reunion next spring. DH still hasn't seen my school, for one thing. I do dread the "so what do you do, now?" questions because I've run out of entertaining ways to say "nothing". But my classmates were basically nice people, it'd be fun to see them again.
sj - Aug 24, 2009 12:13:05 pm PDT #20572 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
"so what do you do, now?"
This question has kept me away from all reunions so far. Speaking of which, I am thinking of taking a class in the fall. I don't know why I am even considering it because it almost always ends with me being an anxious mess, but I guess I am just really sick of feeling useless.