Or destroy us all with Gray Discourse.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I hate today. A lot.
{{{Aims}}} What's wrong? Anyone we can smite for you?
Just being nibbled to death by ducks.
{{Aims}}
Prepare the duck smasher!!1!
Stoopid ducks should go pick on someone else for a while.
I personally like to accelerate the ducks to the speed of light and slam them into other ducks so I can measure what strange new duck particles are created in the resulting explosion.
In this manner I hope to discern the beginning of ducks.
It's petty and wrong of me to take so much delight in seeing my sister, and oldest brother, both of whom used to not only be skinny but make fun of my pudge, wearing double chins, isn't it?
No!
One of the merriest parts of Christmas this year was my Sister and some old friends and me sitting around talking about how Mary C_______ had gotten fat. None of us had friended her (since she is no doubt still evil) but we had all seen her Facebook picture.
Basically, you sneer and call me fat for a decade plus don't expect me to be gracious behind your back when you show up with batwings.
In this manner I hope to discern the beginning of ducks.
With a powerful enough duck accelerator you'll be able to finally tell if the duck or the egg came first.