It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Aug 22, 2009 5:48:19 am PDT #20421 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Erin! That sounds like a kickass day.

Happy birthday to Bobby too.


Laura - Aug 22, 2009 5:49:35 am PDT #20422 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday, Erin! Spend the whole year being nice to yourself!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 22, 2009 5:53:37 am PDT #20423 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Happy birthday to Erin and Bobby. Enjoy!


Laura - Aug 22, 2009 6:03:04 am PDT #20424 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Also, ~ma to Erika and mom, financial stress sucks rancid donkey dick.


-t - Aug 22, 2009 6:23:07 am PDT #20425 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy Birthday, Erin! Spend the whole year being nice to yourself!

Yes, this!

Paycheck~ma for erika's mom.


Barb - Aug 22, 2009 6:25:47 am PDT #20426 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Birthday, Erin!

And financial ~ma to Erika and mom.


JZ - Aug 22, 2009 6:26:20 am PDT #20427 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Happy birthday, Erin! Sounds like it'll be a splendid day.

And egads, yes, tons of paycheck~ma to erika's mom. Having a steady reliable paycheck that you can't rely on is a special, extra-blowing class of stress.


Glamcookie - Aug 22, 2009 7:18:47 am PDT #20428 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy b-day, Erin!

Happy b-day, Bobby!

August is such a full b-day month (IRL, too).

ION, I am finally showing full-time now. People notice the belly! Still not much in the baby kicks dept. unfortunately. I'm 21.5 weeks, BTW.


Pix - Aug 22, 2009 7:29:08 am PDT #20429 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Happy Birthday to Erin and to Bobby!

Aww, GC, you made me grin. So happy everything is going well.

As far as the new faculty thing goes, it's not as bad as it sounds, responsibilty-wise. I'm supporting those teachers but only observing them once per quarter. I don't have to write up formal evaluations since my job is primarily mentoring, not evaluating. Their department and division heads will do more of the evaluation bit. I'm so excited to have less grading and more mentoring!


ChiKat - Aug 22, 2009 7:47:46 am PDT #20430 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, Erin and Bobby!!

Slept in this morning and I needed it badly. I feel so much better and I haven't even had coffee yet.